One sentence description of yourself
 

Inspired by here: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=279.
Use a single sentence to describe yourself. Make this a day-to-day thing is you wish since we all change mentally, physically, emotionally, etc. But let's not limit this to "I am tall" or "happy" or "horny." We are, after all, in Tilted Literature! Let's make some poetry!

And for my first sentence, I'll take a line from my at-the-time current signature:

I forever will be a wandering spirit collecting not only stories from the far and trinkets to vivify the past, but also elements of myself.

Still sticking with the answer I shoved in there:

Full of a passion for life so strong that I cannot do anything but wait to see what the next day shall bring for me to overcome.

I am a journeyman, trying to find myself in this world of mystery.
oh-so-corny...

Eh! Watch it! And by watch it I mean look at my sentence! Corny... pfft! :laughs:

I didnt write this, but:

"I'll break it down simply; I'm horrifyingly empty"

Lost in the woods......but damn, these trees are cool

Each piece of herself is a different color of the rainbow, collectively captured and encased within her body, intertwined, radiating the solid colored sum of her prismatic soul.

A mending soul who catches the light and dances it a thousand ways as she takes in the world through her eyes.

I may not know where I'm headed, but I enjoy the road I'm taking.

...I've often thought about what I'd want people to say about me and I think this sums it up

I try to be a caring and compasionate person who looks at both sides before forming an opinion, I may not always be right but Im willing to say when Im wrong

For today:

I rock; it really is that simple.

no, I'm not feeling cocky... why?

I'm just a little too dramatic, a little too emotional, a little too immature, a little too paranoid, and less than anything special.

Today:

I see a land of light, simplicity, and happiness but I keep turning my back only to stare at the abysmal darkness.

My life - God's idea of a joke.

<marquee>You may be God's idea of a joke but I am his personal jester! :crazy:</marquee><marquee direction="right">

I may be small in the universe but here on earth I am a big big man.

Building my empire.

I know that somewhere in some other history of some other world in some other universe I might not be falling behind on that which I must do.

I'm on a "need to know" basis about life: it keeps the shit out of my ears.

When you need something done, go to a busy man.

Feeling like I'm dying, but unable to live as if tomorrow is all that's left, too focused on yesterday.

Gilda is at her happiest when she is with others, at her most thoughtful when she is alone.

My pain wells up and escapes in bloody tears.

Any attempt to try and describe myself would sound trite and manufactured.

If i wasn't me...i'd want to be.

My life is self imposed confusion.

Some days I wish I'd never been born at all and pray to her gods I don't get another reason.

I'm only human....with a loose grip, unfocused eyes, and dreams I have yet to sort.

I will spend an eternty in my own thoughts - it will be hell.

I'm told I make a great companion when the mind wont let one be for I myself can't sleep when evil fill my nightmares.

Need the company :icare: ? I honestly do care.

Conflicted soul in a senseless world.

Although the burden of knowledge is too great for a single soul to bear alone it remains a hardship I refuse to share but when my soul overflows, I shall remember you, if you shall remember me.

This is not original, but those who know me from the Tilted Trampoline will probably agree that it fits:

"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

^ Ah... I believe the hamster is undead

Nope, the hamster is dead, I'm undead.

And just to keep within the thread topic

"A wandering ship, lost in the sea of life, with a mutiny in progress."

A giddy love filled soul that could see no wrong in the world today

There is no "me," only a daily assembly of useful characteristics that are never the same.

Help me with the rusty hinges please.

I am the friend and the friend is all I will ever be.

Asta!!

I may not know where I am going in life, but I am getting there awful fast.

I am a nuclear explosion trapped inside a discarded paper bag.

I WANT TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AND FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!

I am learning to disagree with my mother's opinion of me, through the grace of god and through the compassion of the universe.

Tilted to the side like a tophat worn by Tom Waits in a Michael Whelan painting

Dichotomy of a person where of heroes and villains, who do you trust?

There is a peacefulness in knowing that I am loved, not for the beauty I show or lack, but for the beauty I project.

Is that ... happiness... I am feeling?

I know what I am capable of achieving, yet I allow myself to put up imaginary obstacles and dive deep into self doubt.

I see what lies before me, and how to get there, but just don't feel like stopping the vacation.

Zeus looks down: AAAHH There you are!

I will enjoy it while I can even though there is no snow to throw!

It is too bad that sadness ALWAYS overpowers, outweights, outlasts and leaves a stronger imprint on the memory than happiness does.

Quoted by a psychiatrist..."You're impulsive and immature, and you've been that way all your life."

If life were a living room, I would be the guy passed out on the sofa, putting off classwork.

Look, a perpetually sleep deprived man creature!

I'm learning more about myself as I persist.

In the mist of pain and pounding, the Forgotten Knight attempts to crawl out of the pit of darkness.

Why am I not in the mirror when I look?

I move fast and jump in with enthusiasm but then lose interest and go find new joys and this happens over and over so I think my life is like a run-on sentence what do you think?

making fun of whatever Augi says never had so much meaning until me.

I'm learning, i'm loving, i met two people who changed my life and i am loyal to them both; life is a gift i'm beginning to think and i better use it wisely.

sweetpea

Winston Churchill said it better than I ever could...

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

I'm like a game of hop-scotch, only every other day do I feel I have both feet planted on the ground, and then, only for a split second.

One sentence is not enough.


(i'm too shallow)

The world of cyberspace is too large for anything more. Welcome to TFP :thumbsup:.

I am all things in moderation.

I refuse to become someone else just to please the world.

"My hands are tied for all my dreams are lost in time but the days go on and my life slips by with no love of her or these simple prides 'cause all my heart just dies inside by my bandaged wrists of suicide that burn the hope of a simple life and I will die in time from this inner war."

If don't recognize the lyrics but the way you say them sound all too familiar, http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showpos...7&postcount=32.

these words have no mean but what you give them.

I am that which I never thought possible and an entity with the wisdom of all the nothing in everything and everything in nothing.

Imagination presented as knowledge works just as well ...

"Today our public worlds demand a few good people who can walk among the masses and negotiate with the powerful but never change, never capitulate, never compromise." I want to be one of those people.

My brain is fried for that clock ticked on when the pen went dry and I was so screwed with no extra time!

Blessed By Pain....

Saw this in someone's signature here but..

I am haunted by waters.

Hate to Love Love to Hate

If you don't compete....I'll dominate you

Searching your mind for the answers I require.....defining myself by the results

I am waiting.

I'm patiently content with the walls I face...

I want to shred this container of space and time.

The avenging shadows and the decifering light.

The power is there, the battery is weak.

In desperate need of a good months sleep.

Scared and alone but glad to be alive.

As I wake up this moring with the world pissing in my face, all I say is.. you missed a spot.

one tired, ornery, cranky sonofabitch.

New saying for the month: "Love is Chemistry, Sex is Physics, but Kinkiness requires Engineering."

A ghost running from the past.

Existence is a minor detail.

I am the monster.

Veritas en Lux!
Jimmy The Hutt

The light in a world of darkness.

Standing on the stairway of progress, looking up at the many stairs ahead, and thinking this is the one step toward her self-improvement. :)

A friend of mine once told someone who insulted me that I am destined for greatness and I am starting to believe it.

Asta!!

Expanding beyond horizons.

Oh my, how the mighty has fallen...

keeping her secrets inside, for only when she's bound to her loneliness, she allows herself to cry.

I was but a simple man who wondered off the path laid in front of him to discover the cruelties of this world that would ravage his soul and crucify his spirit leaving him empty and without hope, and if not for the love of an angel sent by god to resurrect my spirit and patch my soul, I would still be that man.


It is a long sentence, but it is only one sentence.