Wraping iz phun
 

Pot Pie

Drink Alcohal! And when im at the mall, im always on the ball, and I try not to fall, because then i feel real small, and then im like: "ok yall..." But then the ladies wont call, no way, not at all, no use for my jaw. I pet my kitty like Dr. Claw, I saw a redneck kid he said war is raw. AND IV'E HAD IT WITH THIS TACKY CHEESY CORNEY TOWN SLASH CITY! I WOULD NOT STAY EVEN FOR A BUCK FIDDY!!!!!

Rich boyz like to drive suv's, gas gusslin honkers i just say pleese, i say ahchoo! cause i like to sneeze, after i do so i just sit there... ...and jeez!, parking tickets make me have fees, only cuz i lost my keys, french fries are filled with greeze, which really aint to good for me, like words that start with the letter D.

Such as damn. I like to fry ham with Pam, i eat golden gram. I got a butcher namned Sam, I got a papar jam, i saw the doge ram and bam!
It hit me in the shins like it was Bob Saget. Lookin like a fagget. With a tennis racket and my jagget, my suitcase- i like to pack it, with paper and i stack it, and it dosen't seems to lack it, see a bitch then i will slap it, give me a lyric then ill rap it. eat some haggis then ill crap it. Gimme a local and i'll map it. And I won't fucking stop it. I'll drop it on your head, it was lead, your face is red, make a website at homestead, its so good you'll think your dead?

I dont know why, so I'll just sit here and lye. You said see ya. I said bye.

Was Bob Sagget ever hit in the shins?...
This reminds me of that rap from commercial for the new Jamie Kennedy movie.

Not even for a Buck Fiddy?

You must be serious then

Lol good and funny