Worst FU*KING date ever!
 

I swear I just came home for the worst date ever. I asked this young lady out a couple of days ago and she agreed.....cool ...she seemed nice and was very attractive.

Anyhoo, I was raised to treat women with respect and always be a gentlemen. I knew something was wrong the minute we walked out to my car and I opened up the car door for her and she REFUSED to get in, she stated she could get her own door that she did not need a mans help(I should have bailed then) I explained this is how I was taught and it's a force of habit.

We sit to eat and during dinner she gets up and so did I, she then asked if I was going to do this all night and I replied "what do you mean" she said never mind and walked to the ladies room. When she returned I again get up out of my seat and wait for her to sit down and she went BALLISTIC and said " Listen you're not impressing me and if you think your going to get laid by doing this stupid nice guy shit it won't work" Half the people in the restaurant heard this and I felt like a complete ass. She sat her ass down and explained that she is a woman that does not like to be treated like a little girl, I explained that I am a man and that was not my intentions and she did not have to freak out the way she did and I was just being myself. The check came and I was almost afraid to pay for her thinking she would go the fuck off again.....she did not, but then grilled me for 15 minutes about how I should have asked her if it was ok to pay for her meal...............WTF?? I explained that I asked her to dinner and I felt that I should pay and that I would never allow a woman to pay...........CASE CLOSED and maybe she should just say thanks and leave it at that.

We went to the car(you know whats coming don't ya?) and I forgot about the door thing and she stood there and would not get into the car and chastised me for opening her door up again and told me that I should clean out my ears and pay attention next time a woman tells me something. I apologized, closed the passenger door while locking it, got in the drivers side and left her ass standing there while I drove off listening to her scream while I laughed my ass off.

Now....what the fuck is so wrong with opening up a car door or getting up when a lady approaches a table??

Is it me or is this whole world just a little bit out of WHACK??

I would have never left a lady standing and drove off without her.........but this was NO LADY!!

Am I wrong??

Wrong? Yes! You went on a date with a gal that's got more issues than Hustler. Get a gal with some self-respect that understands that an open door is not a threat, its a friendly-frickin' gesture! My god man...It's one thing to be a feminist, but its another thing to get defensive about any "romantic" gesture a man does. She's got no confidence.

I have chatted with her on a number of occasions and she gave me no hint that she was this whacked. I guess it's safer calling an Escort this day in age.

while the whole opening door and paying for dinner is somewhat traditional in modern times although it is taught and a force of habit so...this is no fault of your own... but this girl is JUST...maybe she's having her period...but then it must be a pretty explosive case of period for her to be like THAT...goodness...

but what a great ending. ^-^

hahahaha, thats the funniest thing i've heard all day... thanks for cheering me up :D


personally, i would have agreed with her tirades, then gotten her to pay for her share of the bill, and yelled out "YOUR THE WORST ESCORT IVE EVER HAD" if she refused to and stormed out.

I would keep pursuing her too, she sounds like a very interesting individual =)

She's just playing hard to get. I'll bet she's the hooker-with-the-heart-of-gold! :D

LMFAO:D

Re: Worst FU*KING date ever!
 

Nope, you're not wrong KeyserSoze. She was a classless wench.
Keep doing what you're doing. You will find a woman who appreciates a gentleman.

And brilliant ending to the *date.* She deserved nothing less.

Man, I'm sorry, but I've just stopped pissing myself over this..... not for the fucked situation you found yourself in, but for leaving the biatch on the footpath! What a gem.....

You did the only thing you could in such a situation. Any lesser man would've decked her I guess. As for the advice on continuing to persue her, as she seems to be 'interesting'...don't! She sounds like a time-waster, with alot of grief thrown in for free!

That woman just did you a HUGE favour. Seriously, wemon don't want men that will play into them. They don't want guys who open there doors, carry there backpacks and treat them like there on a pedestal. They are looking for MEN, people who take control of the situation, have a life outside of them, aren't avalible at the drop of a dime to do something and don't give in to there every wish. It sounds ridicoulus but what do we always want the most? Whats diffecult to attain. Most young wemon just don't want men that will let her walk all over him. I.E. the standard tests im sure we have all gotten - Iv got to cancel, can we do this later? Here are my keys, go get my jacket for me? .. I.E. Wemon are trying to weed out the boring cookie cutter men and find peopel who are strong (mostly emotionly)

Next time you find an attractive women who you want a number from, tease them, instead of the nervouse "is there any chance I can get your number" They will probaly look annoyed at first but as long as you understand what your trying to do and pull of the fact that your joking you will probaly have much better impression in those first three minutes.

Man, sounds like a great date to me!

I probably would have said something like "You don't need a man's help to get you home!" or something as I drove away, though. ;)

Sorry, but that's piss funny!

At least you didn't come out completely empty handed... i mean, you didn't get laid, but you got a great story out of it.

To every girl that's like this i bet there's 1,000 that appreciate being given a bit of respect. Bet if she tells her friends that story at least one of them will suddenly show interest...

Want to bet she tells the same story?

Who is this girl? Can somebody contact her? I'd love to hear her version of events.

Seriously, I'd have lost it at the paying part - got up, left the restaurant and allowed her to assert her feminine independence by picking up the tab.

Mike.

Maybe some women are not used being treated nicely.
Maybe some are taking resentment to a new level.
Keep on being a nice guy, you are, what you are,
and like Double said, someday you'll find someone who'll appreciate it.

That's what dating is all about, finding someone who appreciates or tolerates everything you do, good or bad.
And if you're a good guy for the most part.
Then you're going to have to find someone you like, who enjoys that.
It's all a dance, sometimes toes get stepped on.

I was with you till the standing up part. Does anyone still do that these days? I thought that only occured in period drama!

Well, if she feels so strongly about being treated equally, ask her out again. Treat her just like a friend. Like, go to McDonald's drive-thru, go to an action movie, and then go home and watch hockey with her. Pour beer on her every time your team scores. Tell her she can crash on the couch. Making fun of her during the whole date is also important.

Hey, we've already established that she does not like it when you're polite.

Hi 4th Time,

I wasn't surprised at this - & also do the standing thing from habit & upbringing.

Mike.

Sounds like I am in the minority here Keyser but I think what you did was the wrong thing to do. If I were dating this woman I too would have opened her doors for her. However, if she felt strong about not wanting the man to do these things for her, I would have stopped. It sounds like she made that clear to you and you failed to listen. She may have had a bad experience in the past where a man would do these sorts of things for her and expect her to do her sorts of feminine things for him. It does sound like she took this to an extreme and I probably would have been put off myself... However, you were the one that failed to listen and respect her wishes. Then you left here with no ride home... Not the classy thing to do in my book. A true gentleman would have respected her wishes and made attempts to understand where she was coming from, not follow a set of archaic (but well meaning) rules. Hope you aren't offended by my criticism, I just feel differently about the whole situation than you obviously did.

*looks where you live.*

*nods*

You should just drop me a line and we can play pool or something. LA women are fucking wacked.

Dear god :D I hope I never meet a "lady" like this. Commiserations mate. I wonder how I would feel if a girl would refuse to get inside the car in your situation. I guess I'm a type that gets angry very fast and would end this whole shit very fast (hmmm it's possible she would love it =) )
btw.
If you smacked her in the face after that and behave rude you would get laid for sure then :]]]]]

my first reaction was to agree with what you did, except for leaving her standing there...

but now I don't think you had much choice...

The only thing I can think of is maybe you made her feel uncomfortable because she isn't use to that kind of behavior, cause you know the rest of us ain't that polite. She still could have handled it better.

HAHA great story.. she got what she deserved. She shouldn't have been so anal about things. She could've calmly told you she didn't want you to stand up or whatever.

That's some pretty messed up stuff, if you ask me. Although, I've not heard of standing up for a lady just leaving/arriving at a table. Not that there is anything wrong with it, just haven't heard of it. The rest of the stuff, she SHOULD have at least had a favorable impression of. Hope things work out better for ya.

Dude I salute you!
:cool:

Sounds like you need to investigate a girl before asking her out.

Good thing you drove away hopefully you where far enough from home, just need to meet the right girls who doesn't really care about opening a car door anyways.

Believe me they're out there , coz i found one.:D

Good move man. I was glad to read that you drove away leaving her screaming.

I am impressed that you had the bals to leave her on the sidewalk.

I am not sure that I would have been able to do that.

I think some women do take feminism way too far. I think ya did the right thing, sounds like more trouble than she's worth. If she didn't like things you were doing at the beginning of the date she should have just bailed herself... but I probably would've done the same thing if I were a guy and in your shoes.

I dated this one guy that was a real prick. Date involved him driving his motorcycle, going to a fast food place and a dollar movie (which he paid for.. but he didn't ask what I would like to do) and him telling me all night long he was getting laid for all the money he spent "on me" that night. After he got the tickets to the movies I just left and told him to go find a 2 bit hooker. Just wasn't my idea of a good time.

My idea of a good time is playing pool, gameworks, actions movies/horror movies and japanese food.

But that's just me. That's all from my edge of the world.

Sure, you "forgot" about the door thing. You were trying to make a point, weren't you? At that point, it was about pissing her off.

Not that I blame you, mind. I just don't buy that you "forgot".

As I read that I was really hopeing that you were going to leave her in the dust.
Someone like that has zero class, I hope that the cab ride home may have opened her eyes but I doubt it.

So glad that you left hger standing there.

Some people just have too many issues to even bother getting into. Being nice to someone is just habit. Sometimes I open doors for my friends. Doesn't mean that I want to fuck them.

Just forget that this happend.

oh yeah - one more question though: if she was hot, don't you want to "Hate-Fuck" her in the ass anyway now?

Thats kida scary if you ask me. I was always all about the nice guy stuff and still do with my girlfriend and we have been going out for almost a year.

That girl sounds like the do it herself type that would be pissed if you didn't let girls join the army. It's cool and all but everyone has thier own type and she just isn't for you. Kinda sounds like she wanted controversy and not a date. Even if she didn't like it she could have just went along with it and tryed to enjoy what would be considered being pampered to her probably.

heheheheehe, not to be evil but that's pretty damned amusing.

some people are way too independant and go a step further.. she did this.

fuck her. not literaly, i'd hate to offend the bitch, but you know, if you're a bitch then ohfugginwell, you're much better off without her.

my theory has always been... be polite, never ever get where you can't change your habits a little and be you.

some women are easily offended by such matters and want to prove they 'don't need them there men folk!'. at this point you sayd something like 'sorry i am used to doing this, its how i was raised'. if she still intends to be a Feminazi just kick her to the currb. call me lame, but if someone was that rude to me i'd call a cab for her and leave her ass. i don't have time for these little imature twits.

if she were a real person she would had explained with respect. instead, she showed out and created a sceene. some people are totally lack of manners, patience, and respect...

Feminazis suck.

oh yeah: next time I do advise some self control with the opening doors, standing and such. tell her its how you were raised and the proceed to not do it again. she should respect you being a gentleman, and you should respect her for doing things a little differently.

I had a girl that started showing those signs .. i got out before she pissed me off ..

then i got hate e-mails .. quite funny...

beautiful ending ^_^

that was great. thanks for the story!

Just fucking hilarious man..>I don't know what to tell you, I probably wouldnt have left her standing there, but I am glad you did!

that's hilarious

I doubt the cab ride home will do anything to change her attitude. If anything, it'll make her more of a feminazi. All she'll remember is how he "was just trying to get laid with the nice guy bit" and how he left her standing there in the parking lot.
We all know you were just being a gentleman and there's nothing wrong with that. Don't change yourself or how you treat women. I'm sure there's a lot of women out there who would love to have the door opened for them and just be treated like a lady, in general.

She deserved what she got, K. You weren't wrong in what you did.

Keyser,

You said you'd talked to her before, have you talked to her since? I'm interested to hear what she thought of the end of the evening.

Don't think I'd of had the guts to just leave her there, but more power to you my brother.

Greatest Date Story.... Ever

gahhhh, i hate exaggerated rude feminist bullshit. feminism = good. being rude and giving feminism a bad rep = BAD BAD BAD.

like all cliques of people and what not, there are people and there are people.

feminist rules. they stand for whats right.

feminazis, on the other, simply suck.

heheh, i'll have to remember that word.

Now that's funny.Baaabyyyyeee. Ha ha ha,..Been there, done that. It's such an excellent thing to do to some stuck up,ass in the air bitch, but my question is,what took you so long?

Wow, thats great... Could she be any more grumpy about things? All she could find to do was complain about someone being polite... My god what have things come to? At least you get a great story out of it :)

After laughing my ass off! seriously laughing, my hats off to you. I am also one of those men who was raised to show nothing but utmost respect for (ladies)women..totally and completely. The key being LADY.
Now although my lifestyle of choice has changed and I do thing a little differently than most people, one thing hasn't. I still totally, fully respect, cherish, honor, and love my submissive companion and partner GALAXYGIRL. All LADY AND WOMEN, except she opens my doors!.

But, you know something, treating women/a woman(lady) the way you did, I'm positive that we will certainly find someone truly special very soon. Power to you and thank you very much for sharing.

Sorry to hear about that...she seems like quite a bitch without any class. I would just forget about her....not worth the trouble

Thanks for the replys, but to those who say I should have listened harder to her I say ...BULLSHIT!

I listened to her and I am NOT GOING TO CHANGE my ways to hijack the pootie. I did forget the second time about opening her doors, maybe my sunconsious had alterior motives.

Anyhoo, I have known this young lady for a couple of weeks, and she seemed sweet and nice and was flirting this is why I asked her out.........I had no IDEA she was retaining enough water to fill a large olympic size pool.

She called and left a bitchy message and also came by my work today and told me I was in NO WAY A MAN! A man would not have left a lady standing alone at night. I agreed with her and asked her how she knows so much about how a man should act, and if I would have been better off if I would have called her a bitch, knocked the shit out of her and then took her home to fuck...is that the kind of man shes looking for??

She called me a no class asshole and stated I will never find a lady if that is my attitude. I kindly said thanks for opinion but, If all the women out there are like her then I would rather be alone then to change the way my father raised me to treat women, and I asked her what gives her the right to call herself a lady??

She walked towards her car and I ran up and OPENED HER FUCKING DOOR......and LEFT IT OPEN!! She just stood there and stared as I walked back into my office grinning from ear to ear.

I have never been rude to a lady, but as I said in my original post...THIS WAS NO LADY!!

God Bless :)

ROFLMFAO! :lol:

People who think stuff like this is "feminism" should take a quick peek in the dictionary. This files quite nicely under "masculine".

In other news, some women will just never get over the "I am woman, hear me roar" thing. They think that if they accept even one nice gesture from a man, the man is going to think he can have sex with them right there. Once, I was absentmindedly holding the door open for a woman (I do this for both genders... just common courtesy not to slam the door on someone), and she went apeshit and said that she didn't need a man to hold doors open for her. So I closed the door, flicked the doorstop down, and walked away. As I would have done had a man said that.

heh, i didn't say "feminine", i said "feminism." and i suppose it's not really feminism, either, it's nazi fake feminism.

edit: ah, but you probably knew that. yes, joke, i should look that up, too.

Re: Worst FU*KING date ever!
 

No, you're not wrong. Screw her if she refuses to appreciate proper behavoir. She'll never see it again, that's certain.

(edit) Just noticed your name: nice postings to alt.binaries! I've been tempted to add a "select" filter based on you.

"Oh, don't flatter yourself. You looked like you could use a good feed." works if she's skinny or fat. Or thinks she is. Or thinks you think she is.

Second Greatest Date Story..... Ever

mp3 of the answering machine message?

WOW...that is one heck of a story.
To the one that thought you should have listened...well I have to disagree with that. The thing is if she had showed you any respect in telling you in the first place that she didnt like doors being opened for her, instead of giving you all kinds of atittude, I would agree but it sounds like right from the start she was ready to go off on you. Then especially since you left her, for her to show up at your work was crazy...i think if I had a woman show up at my work like that I would have called for security myself.


oomm

My first instinct was to think you were wrong to leave her on the curb. But then I thought more about it. If she feals she is so independant, then giving her a ride home would be insulting. Leaving her on the curb would be the only way to respect her wishes.

WOW! Great ending! That beotch deserved it!! I would love for a man to treat me like that! ;)

Yeah, that b*tch is wacked, no doubt about it. I'm all for feminism, but how she acted was not feminism. In my opinion, she has no manners, most likely plays games with men, and is most definitely not deserving of your attentions. Find yourself a woman who likes to be treated with kindness and respect; this "woman" is looking for Joe Wifebeater with a beer gut and no job, whether she knows it or not. Or maybe she wants to be a man...?

I found out why your date went so badly:








Location: Lost Angeles


In a state where textbooks are subject to the Political Correctness Word Nazis, what more can you expect?

dude you spelt woman differently three different times... I mean, you had a great start.. just went downhill..

You did the right thing... she would of just kept yappin in the car or there would of been dead silence.

That was some funny sheeeot though... i probably would of laughed the whole way home myself.

Iloved the second conversation where you went and opened her door for her again!!!! Nice!

In case she comes again, maybe you should buy her a Lady Bic, to help her become more ladylike.

well, I think that opening a car door for a girl is way old fashioned. As is standing up when she gets up and doing it again when she goes to sit down. I would never do it.

I keep the door opening to normal doors and do it for pretty much anyone, not just a girl I'm with.

"Here's the key to the trunk. You can let yourself in."

That's what I would have said.

If I am out with someone for the first time and it just ain't happening,....I just put an end to it early and get on with my business.Whats the point of continuing with her the rest of the night?........Shit Happens!..I don't have the time for nagging shit and sorry attitudes from anyone.There are plenty of others to meet out there!