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redarrow · 07-28-2004, 08:09 AM

A while ago (February) I think I caught something. It made it so when I piss it dribbles out at the end (I piss normally for ~3 seconds and then the dribbling starts). It takes FOREVER and sometimes it dribbles in my pants

It also hurt like hell. It felt as though someone jammed a chopstick up my piss-hole. But only to the head.

Another thing, is that the piss smelt TERRIBLE. I mean, jesus fucking christ, it was terrible! It was like rotten cabbages or something! Oh yeah, normal piss collects at the bottom of the bowl if you dont flush, well, this piss doesnt collect at the bottom

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The thing is, I still have all these symptoms and have had them for ~6 months. It doesnt hurt as much as it did, but the rest of the things are the same.

So, what do I have, what do I do, and what shouldnt I do?

Thanks

the_marq · 07-28-2004, 08:16 AM

I'm no expert but that sounds like gohnarea (see, I can't even spell it).

Go see a Dr, right away.

redarrow · 07-28-2004, 08:19 AM

The thing is, I havent had sex before (virgin), so I couldnt get a STD if I wanted to.

the_marq · 07-28-2004, 08:38 AM

Like I said, I am no expert. But that is definately some kind of infection.

Go see a Dr.

Mantus · 07-28-2004, 09:40 AM

Dude! 6 months!? Do you want to damage your dick and never be able to use it again, go sterile, wear dipers for the rest of your life or something? Go see a doctor now,

bing bing · 07-28-2004, 11:13 PM

As others have said, go and see a doctor! Doctors see several penis' on a daily basis so there's nothing to be embarrassed about!

HugAPug · 07-29-2004, 03:01 PM

http://my.webmd.com/hw/health_guide_atoz/hw57258.asp

Sounds like a urinary tract infection.

Quote:

Symptoms of a urinary tract infection (UTI) may include:

* Pain or burning when you urinate.
* Urge to urinate frequently but usually passing only small quantities of urine.
* Dribbling (inability to control urine release).
* Pain or a feeling of heaviness in your lower abdomen.
* Reddish or pinkish urine.
* Foul-smelling urine.
* Cloudy urine.
* Pain in your back just below the rib cage, on one side of your body (flank pain).
* Fever and chills.
* Nausea and vomiting.

I actually had a case of this a while back. Go see a doctor.

BigBob234 · 07-29-2004, 03:02 PM

That's why movies help us.

The Jerk: "See a doctor and get rid of it."
-BB

redarrow · 07-30-2004, 08:59 AM

Alright, I will as soon as I get back from vacation.

Another interesting fact: Last night I had gourmet pizza. Guess what my piss smelled like. Thats right, gourmet pizza.

Mantus · 07-30-2004, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redarrow
Alright, I will as soon as I get back from vacation.

Another interesting fact: Last night I had gourmet pizza. Guess what my piss smelled like. Thats right, gourmet pizza.

fuck. i read that as i was eating a left over slice...

debianuser · 08-12-2004, 06:35 PM

mmmm...piss gourmet pizza...sounds good!

08-12-2004, 07:35 PM

wow. way to resurrect a thread that went nowhere, really.

But, while we're here... how ya doin', redarrow?

Rodney · 08-12-2004, 08:53 PM

Yeah, urinary tract infection, but not a venereal disease. Women get this more often, but men can get it, too. Antibiotics will take care of it, from personal experience.

Acetylene · 08-14-2004, 01:13 PM

Yeah it's a UTI. I'm about to post my own thread about it, wohoo!

BTW you are one lucky skunk that that infection stayed in your urinary tract. If I ignore mine for even 2 days it goes right up into my kidneys. OUCH. But I am somewhat of a special case.

redarrow · 08-16-2004, 01:39 PM

Im too see a doctor sometime next week (hopefully)

07-28-2004, 08:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
redarrow Banned Location: i gotta go	Pissing problems A while ago (February) I think I caught something. It made it so when I piss it dribbles out at the end (I piss normally for ~3 seconds and then the dribbling starts). It takes FOREVER and sometimes it dribbles in my pants It also hurt like hell. It felt as though someone jammed a chopstick up my piss-hole. But only to the head. Another thing, is that the piss smelt TERRIBLE. I mean, jesus fucking christ, it was terrible! It was like rotten cabbages or something! Oh yeah, normal piss collects at the bottom of the bowl if you dont flush, well, this piss doesnt collect at the bottom . The thing is, I still have all these symptoms and have had them for ~6 months. It doesnt hurt as much as it did, but the rest of the things are the same. So, what do I have, what do I do, and what shouldnt I do? Thanks

07-28-2004, 08:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	I'm no expert but that sounds like gohnarea (see, I can't even spell it). Go see a Dr, right away. __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series

07-28-2004, 08:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	Like I said, I am no expert. But that is definately some kind of infection. Go see a Dr. __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series

08-12-2004, 06:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
debianuser Tilted Location: KY	mmmm...piss gourmet pizza...sounds good! __________________ ice ice baby

08-14-2004, 01:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	Yeah it's a UTI. I'm about to post my own thread about it, wohoo! BTW you are one lucky skunk that that infection stayed in your urinary tract. If I ignore mine for even 2 days it goes right up into my kidneys. OUCH. But I am somewhat of a special case. __________________ There's no justice. There's just us.

07-28-2004, 08:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
redarrow Banned Location: i gotta go	The thing is, I havent had sex before (virgin), so I couldnt get a STD if I wanted to.

07-28-2004, 09:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Dude! 6 months!? Do you want to damage your dick and never be able to use it again, go sterile, wear dipers for the rest of your life or something? Go see a doctor now,

07-28-2004, 11:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	As others have said, go and see a doctor! Doctors see several penis' on a daily basis so there's nothing to be embarrassed about!

07-29-2004, 03:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
BigBob234 Upright Location: Central IL	That's why movies help us. The Jerk: "See a doctor and get rid of it." -BB

07-30-2004, 08:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
redarrow Banned Location: i gotta go	Alright, I will as soon as I get back from vacation. Another interesting fact: Last night I had gourmet pizza. Guess what my piss smelled like. Thats right, gourmet pizza.

08-12-2004, 07:35 PM	#12 (permalink)
Untitled Guest	wow. way to resurrect a thread that went nowhere, really. But, while we're here... how ya doin', redarrow?

08-12-2004, 08:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
Rodney Observant Ruminant Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town	Yeah, urinary tract infection, but not a venereal disease. Women get this more often, but men can get it, too. Antibiotics will take care of it, from personal experience.

08-16-2004, 01:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
redarrow Banned Location: i gotta go	Im too see a doctor sometime next week (hopefully)