I don't like spit...period, so...that's just gross. lol

Update on my situation:
So far so good. Have all my OJs in a brown bag and so far none of them have disapeared.

thanks to everybody for all the advice!

Had the same problem myself....

Breakroom Theft

These are fucking awesome.

He he. Maybe I'm just perverted. :)
Anyhow, there's a difference between saliva and mucus.

I put masking tape on with my name. Just for kicks sometimes on the other side it usually says something like, "You are now drinking Mike's ______" so when they raise the bottle to drink, they are reminded of whom they are stealing from, which also reminds them of why they ought not be stealing from that bottle if they didn't quite grasp the situation from the label on the outside, I'm needlessly unfriendly to theives.

Who cares if your co-workers will crack jokes about you being pissed about you MIA OJ. You are losing part of YOUR breakfast, so screw them. Write a note and stick it to the OJ's saying it is your juice. My dad used to work at a fire station for almost 30 years. He got into marking a skull with cross-bones on all his stuff and that worked for him.

If the juice still goes missing, then maybe just bring one OJ each day to work.

My friends father did the same thing, where he spat in his can of pop and wrote "I spat in this", he came back and someone else wrote "so did i". LOL- I love it....

But honestly, at my work, we have a rule, if its out in the open, its up for grabs. We usually bring in baked goods, snacks, candies, or something that we can all share. And if someone needs a little milk or a piece of bread, they are more than welcome to take what they need-just not to the excess. Were a place of about 25 people, and were really close, so its great we can share. Listening to all your stories make me realize Im damn lucky.

Next time you fill the fridge with OJs, make sure they're REALLY OLD and have long since gone sour. Drink yours warm (from your desk drawer) for a week or two, and I bet the guilty party/parties will leave all OJ in the fridge alone henceforth.

Either that, or you'll find a company wide memo complaining that the company OJ stash is tainted. :rolleyes:

Put some kind of hallucinogen in it and wait to see who starts flipping out.

There's your culprit.

well, OJ is my favorate thing in the world...

I would put a note on my OJ stating that I would hunt down anyone who touched it and shove the empty bottle up their ass!

but I suppose you could just put it in a paper bag with your name on it...

I'd just keep them at home and grab one on my way out the door. You said you like them in the morning right?

poison them, that will teach them...

or you could just post a note on them.