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Old 02-02-2004, 03:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Exercise bike for girls lacking motivation (NSFW)

I'm sure if all bikes were like this, every girl would be a cyclist.....

http://home.comcast.net/~forestcam/p.../exercise.html
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Old 02-02-2004, 08:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I think that would be really painful.
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Old 02-02-2004, 08:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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bike checklist:

-check tire pressure
-check chain oil
-check dildo wheel system
-lube seat dildo
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Old 02-02-2004, 08:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Interesting...although I'd have to ride in a skirt to avoid getting arrested. No nice woodsy trails around here...hmmmm...
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i'd like to see that in use... would at the very least be funny, depending on the girl it could be quite entertaining too...
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Old 02-02-2004, 10:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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haha seen this before, good for a laugh though
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Old 02-02-2004, 11:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2004, 11:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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we have/had a pron flick with that exact girl and that exact bike in it...
it's fun in a "strange but true" way... but we deleted the video right after we viewed it... it was way to awkward and staged to be erotic at all..
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Old 02-02-2004, 11:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Reminds me of the South Park episode where Mr. Garrison invents a new mode of transport that involves being anally penetrated with a dildo. The dildo wasn't really necessary, it was just there.
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Old 02-02-2004, 01:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol yeah that was a funny episode
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Old 02-02-2004, 11:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
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wouldnt they fall over when they orgasmed? im sure theyd lose control (or at least make the seat more moist then usual?)
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Old 02-02-2004, 11:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Ha! What a concept

Although, yep, very dangerous to ride whilst having an orgasm!

Like driving tired or drink driving, you'd have impaired reflexes/dexterity!
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Old 02-03-2004, 12:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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uhhhhhh
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Old 02-03-2004, 01:31 PM   #14 (permalink)
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although, if she did crash upon orgasm, would she notice?
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Old 02-05-2004, 09:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Duh, she would.

Make a STATIONARY version, and I'll consider exercising.
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