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Punk.of.Ages 04-04-2009 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys (Post 2619323)
**still trying to recover from temporary bout of autism**

While I was in boarding school, some dude had a super sized Gonad because of urine. This dude would not be bothered to aim for the hole in the latrine so when the urine hit the floor and splashed back up he got an infection on Mr. Weener.

That said, I still think all y'all "shower/sink-pee-ers" should be rounded up and off to a detention camp you go!!!

If you're that afraid of urine I hope you never get stuck out in the desert...

I fail to see how peeing in the shower/sink would cause any more odor than peeing in the toilet.

Bear Cub 04-04-2009 04:05 PM

What I want to know, is how the hell you guys are peeing on the floor and having it come back up and hit you. There's only two possible scenarios:

1) You piss like a pressure washer
2) You're roughly 18 inches tall.

Psycho Dad 04-04-2009 06:53 PM

It isn't how tall one is, it splashes regardless. How tall just changes where it hits you. For that reason I like the urinals that go to the floor. I'd rather splash my shoes than my hands.

blahblah454 05-17-2009 07:15 PM

I thought I would add to the thread by saying this:

I recently met a lady, and the first thing she asked me before I even knew her name was "do you pee in the shower"... my face went a little red and I was totally taken aback! And perhaps a little turned on. Turns out she was not a shower-pee-er but everyone else in the house was.

Anywho to answer the OP, at home I sit to avoid the splashing and the need to wipe up after, but everywhere else I stand for fear of disgustingly dirty toilets.

dlish 05-18-2009 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blahblah454 (Post 2637081)
I thought I would add to the thread by saying this:

I recently met a lady, and the first thing she asked me before I even knew her name was "do you pee in the shower"... my face went a little red and I was totally taken aback! And perhaps a little turned on. Turns out she was not a shower-pee-er but everyone else in the house was.

Anywho to answer the OP, at home I sit to avoid the splashing and the need to wipe up after, but everywhere else I stand for fear of disgustingly dirty toilets.

so when you said no. did she take you home? :D

blahblah454 05-18-2009 09:59 AM

I was already in her home!

No nothing crazy happened, she was my buddies roommate. We all did go out later for my birthday and go drinking at a pub. She was a very blunt lady! I have never met anyone else who was so straightforward as that, it was kind of refreshing.

Plan9 05-18-2009 10:02 AM

I've done it all. Sit, stand, kneel, on my stomach, on my side, Indian-style into a bottle, etc.

If there is one thing the military teaches you... it's how to take a leak in new, ingenious ways.

...

I think urinating in a shower is disgusting (purely principle) but I'm allowed a few quirks.

genuinegirly 05-18-2009 11:00 AM

I sit. Though I'd love to learn to piss standing without becoming sullied.

Tt stands. If he's hard, he kneels so he's closer to the bowl. When asked why he doesn't do it sitting he commented that if he does, his balls might touch the porcelain, which is gross.

Plan9 05-18-2009 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2637355)
I sit. Though I'd love to learn to piss standing without becoming sullied.

They give military females special disposable crotch tubes with catchy names (that I can't remember at this moment) so they can do that. The first thing that was done when a woman realized she could urinate standing up? Attempted a smiley face in the moondust.

Stare At The Sun 05-18-2009 11:28 AM

As a guy I -

Stand in public

Sit at home (I always keep a book in the bathroom, so if I'm just peeing, I'll sit down and read a page or two)

Dammitall 05-19-2009 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2637378)
They give military females special disposable crotch tubes with catchy names (that I can't remember at this moment) so they can do that. The first thing that was done when a woman realized she could urinate standing up? Attempted a smiley face in the moondust.

Who needs disposable crotch tube gadgets? Stand2Pee.com Lifestyle Enhancement For The Active Woman

daysleeper 05-31-2009 09:14 PM

I don't know if girls admit this or even do this, but I stand when I pee in the shower.. (acceptable?)

CinnamonGirl 05-31-2009 09:44 PM

For some reason, this topic makes me laugh. Maybe because I'm halfway through a bottle of wine.


Anyway, I sit, obviously, unless I'm in the shower. Or outside (then it's "squatting.") Hmmm...I think every guy I know stands. I should ask, for research purposes.

genuinegirly 05-31-2009 09:44 PM

I stand when I pee in the shower as well.

wooÐs 05-31-2009 09:54 PM

Depends on who's under me...

Jozrael 06-01-2009 08:05 AM

Shower peeing is sanitary, I swear.

wooÐs 06-01-2009 08:19 AM

It is.

Urine kills athlete's foot. Too lazy to Google it but I've heard this quite a few times.

Titan_Uranus 06-02-2009 06:49 AM

sit @ home ,stand everywhere else.


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