Post Your Predictions For 2008!
 

Personal, worldly, TFP-wise...


Tell us what you foresee for 2008... :)


Heres some of mine:

A car accident death for a young popular celebrity.

Lindsay Lohan to fall off the wagon.

Brittney Spears to finally get her act together.

The Beckhams to file for divorce.

Katie & Tom to have another baby. - A boy

American Idol to have the most boring singers than ever.


Gas prices to go way down. (I can wish cant I?)


Someone here to win the lottery! ;)

Dollar slides to even lower lows.

I wish I could think of positive things, but I don't know much about the financial market.

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Lotsa guys will get deployed and lose limbs and gain divorces.

Crompsin will run a marathon and be stuck in bed for a week afterwards.

The US will be way close to ditching the worst President ever.

WillRavel will buy an "assault weapon" and discover he loves firearms.

Gas prices will hit all time highs and Americans will still buy H2s and H3s.

Fantasy:

We'll start pulling troops of Iraq and Afghanistan in record numbers.

Our next President will focus on internal development instead of throwing cash as third world countries and back-stabbing world powers.

New federal law will require auto manufacturers to produce vehicles that get 20 MPG as a minimum.

Everyone always makes safe predictions; take a chance people!

I predict next year won't be a leap year.

Real:
- Apple will release new MacBooks that are very thin and are no longer white. Probably in Q1. They will probably start at $999 despite being faster than the current generation.
- The Dark Knight will be the top earner at the Box Office taking in over $410m domestic and $340m foreign. Abraham Lincoln will bore the living shit out of everyone despite one of John Williams' best scores to date.
- I'll find another job.
- Ch'i will learn how to ride a motorcycle.

Fun:
- I will discover firearms and become so enamored with them that I will run through the streets shooting wildly in the air. Ironically, dksuddeth, longbough, and crompsin will each see me and open fire at the same time believing that they were firing in self defense and I will explode, ironically.
- Hillary Clinton will sleep with Monica Lewinski.

When questioned about it during her campaign, Clinton will say it doesn't really count, as she didn't inhale.

Real:
- Get job as paramedic
- Start going live with my radio show, complete with listener call-in participation
- Meet awesome chick, have lots of sex.


Fantasy:
- I'll make it through the year without feeling molested by political advertisements

Let us know if this happens. I'm good on their air.

I will lock my guns up then drink and/or smoke myself into a stupor on election day so I can hear them say "President-elect Hilary Clinton" without killing myself.

Obama will be assassinated by racial separatists.

My doctor will shake his head disapprovingly at my lack of weight loss.