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nrclark 11-09-2007 10:18 AM

You just won $100,000.oo ...
 
... what would you do with it? I'm not looking for impulse "buys" here, i've already got hundreds of those in mind. What i need to know is what would you seriously do with a hundred grand? What type of investments? Would you start a business? "ING Direct" ? (lol) ... away we go ! :thumbsup:

Cynthetiq 11-09-2007 10:24 AM

okay, how about you start.... tell us what you would do first.

Willravel 11-09-2007 10:31 AM

$100k? Porsche. The 911 Turbo is about $126k, and I could spend $26k of my own money for that.

Plan9 11-09-2007 10:33 AM

Mutual funds and a General Electric M134.

analog 11-09-2007 10:34 AM

Trade in my car for a new Mustang, which wouldn't chip too much off the top, then put it all in an account to earn money (interest, CD, IRA, something like that

Willravel 11-09-2007 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin
Mutual funds and a General Electric M134.

Duck hunting?

Glory's Sun 11-09-2007 10:43 AM

hookers and booze.

Mondak 11-09-2007 10:46 AM

1. Cash the check
2. Pay $50,000 in taxes so people can consume infinite amounts of health care regardless of cost, save baby seals and fund suspicious research that happens to be chaired by the brother in law of the government official deciding what is the best "science to invest in". Oh yeah and more bullets and a side order of wire taps please.
3. The other $50k would be added roughly $2k/ Month to my existing budget until it was gone. I would not save a red cent. That $2k allows me to continue to invest in myself and my company without having to sacrifice as many ski days. . .

ngdawg 11-09-2007 10:50 AM

$14k or so goes to bills. Figure at least $33k went to Uncle Sam, so now I have $53k to play with. Two 16 year olds who will be in college in 2 years....
It's down to zero. :(

soma 11-09-2007 01:30 PM

Money market account. Probably spend a few hundred on clothes or something too.

dirtyrascal7 11-09-2007 01:41 PM

Two chicks at the same time.

or...

I'd put a $50k down on a house and use the rest to travel the world for a few months.

Jove 11-09-2007 01:42 PM

Pay off the student loans, then I would get a financial adviser to help me make more money.

QuasiMondo 11-09-2007 02:07 PM

Pay off bills.

Small house, big garage.

Automotive toolset from hell.

An old car to keep me busy.

Ustwo 11-09-2007 02:14 PM

Chop wood, carry water.

tooth 11-09-2007 02:17 PM

I'd probably take 5-10% off the top to blow on whatever (a couple or three guitars, new computer at home, etc.). Pay off everything but the house (let's say 10k). Buy a new car. Put 10k in emergency savings, the rest in CD's and/or mutual funds.

kurty[B] 11-09-2007 03:01 PM

After taxes, and child support. I am basically looking at having $50K leftover.

25K towards house (additional downpayment with a few grand extra towards new appliances, building a deck and such).

10K towards Retirement (IRA, Money Market Funds)

Pay off my auto

5K to a college fund for my child (he's 18 years, that'd be a good start).

What's leftover I would use to get myself going again in college, and of course keep a couple grand around for travel.

Anxst 11-09-2007 03:04 PM

I would use the money to quit my job, get something part time, and finally go to college. I can get funding for school now, but I can't afford to take the time off from work.

Silly life. :(

Willravel 11-09-2007 03:17 PM

OH, I'd pay Ustwo $100k for his vote!

Ustwo 11-09-2007 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
OH, I'd pay Ustwo $100k for his vote!

I said liberal proof, I spent another 100K last week on equipment alone.

Willravel 11-09-2007 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ustwo
I said liberal proof, I spent another 100K last week on equipment alone.

We gave away about that much in the past few months to poor people. Go figure.

Didn't get the "liberal proof" reference.

Infinite_Loser 11-09-2007 04:10 PM

This is such an easy question. I'd give it to my ex. Even though she doesn't really deserve such a kind act, it'd be more for the sake of her kids than anything else. Of course, that's all after paying tithes and offerings, of course :D

Ustwo 11-09-2007 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
We gave away about that much in the past few months to poor people. Go figure.

Didn't get the "liberal proof" reference.

The difference is that when I'm done I'll have created seven long term jobs while providing a desired service to the community. :thumbsup:

Those people on the other hand will still be poor.

Willravel 11-09-2007 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ustwo
The difference is that when I'm done I'll have created seven long term jobs while providing a desired service to the community. :thumbsup:

Those people on the other hand will still be poor.

True, but they will be poor with food, clothing, and new job training.

"I said liberal proof"?

Ustwo 11-09-2007 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
True, but they will be poor with food, clothing, and new job training.

If you say so, I'll add I also spent money I need to repay, not gave away other peoples money. I'm sure that job training will help them repay you so you can spend more to help others (pause for laughter).

Quote:

"I said liberal proof"?
proof - impenetrable, impervious, or invulnerable

As in so rich your crazy, non-viable, economic policies can't screw up the economy to the point you can't make it beyond wage slave on your own initiative.

Plan9 11-09-2007 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
Duck hunting?

The General Electric M134 will be attached to my motorcycle via sidecar and will be used to neutralize whitebread pricks in European SUVs.

Ustwo 11-09-2007 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin
The General Electric M134 will be attached to my motorcycle via sidecar and will be used to neutralize whitebread pricks in European SUVs.

You know for someone who can't say nigger without using n-word, you do like to toss that around.

Why is that?

Plan9 11-09-2007 06:35 PM

Because when I'm on my big honkin', sets-off-car-alarms loud, chrome-covered motorcycle... it is only white people in European SUVs that don't notice me and nearly kill me on a regular basis. Then they have the balls to keep talking on their cell phones and give me dirty looks when they merge 6" in front of my fender at 70 mph.

Hating white people doesn't have a social no-no stigma yet, either.

Lame link for you: White People Suck

Ustwo 11-09-2007 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin
Because when I'm on my big honkin', sets-off-car-alarms loud, chrome-covered motorcycle... it is only white people in European SUVs that don't notice me and nearly kill me on a regular basis. Then they have the balls to keep talking on their cell phones and give me dirty looks when they merge 6" in front of my fender at 70 mph.

Hating white people doesn't have a social no-no stigma yet, either.

Lame link for you: White People Suck

Buy a car and quit whining.

Plan9 11-09-2007 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ustwo
Buy a car and quit whining.

Why? I already have a truck, whitey.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13...pt07_Small.jpg

It didn't cost $100k, though.

Although with a $100k I could buy a nice H1 and put a hefty Cummins turbo diesel in it.

Willravel 11-09-2007 06:56 PM

I pity the deer...

Plan9 11-09-2007 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
I pity the deer...

I don't. Why do you think I put that Mad Max lookin' thing on the front of my ride?

...

With $100k to throw around... I might have some kind of sausage-making implement attached to the grille as well... venison for everyone!

Punk.of.Ages 11-09-2007 10:55 PM

I would spend about $10k on random stuff I've been wanting. The rest I would open a music store with.

Seer666 11-10-2007 02:46 AM

A 10k night at the strip clubs with my friends, pay rent on a nice place a year in advance, a half decent car with a huge back seat, then college full time for a bit. And top off my IRA for the year.

Charlatan 11-10-2007 06:22 AM

Pay down the last of my debt and put the rest away for my retirement.

Plan9 11-10-2007 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seer666
A 10k night at the strip clubs with my friends, pay rent on a nice place a year in advance, a half decent car with a huge back seat, then college full time for a bit. And top off my IRA for the year.

Strip clubs and a car with a huge back seat, huh?

Damn, you've got the crotch fever!

yellowmac 11-10-2007 07:32 AM

Three things:
1. Put some of it towards the mortgage on the house.
2. Put some of it in index fund investments and my IRA.
3. Use the rest to go see the world.

I'd probably split 75k between 1 and 2, and use the rest for fun stuff.

biznatch 11-10-2007 09:25 AM

I'd invest in the new N-Gage. Or buy 100k of Cocaine.

amire 11-10-2007 10:07 AM

I would probably move to a small (but overpriced) apartment in the middle of some big city. I'm leaning towards Boston, but Seattle might be nice, too. I've always wanted to live the metropolitan lifestyle, after living in Tennessee and Indiana...

Baraka_Guru 11-10-2007 10:08 AM

This is a no-brainer for me.
  1. Pay off debts
  2. Invest in index funds using the couch-potato theory (equal mix of bonds, stocks, real estate index, perhaps)

I would let the fund build until it would be enough to have a down payment on a home of at least 20% of the value.

Mondak 11-10-2007 12:52 PM

I want to amend my my answer. In addition to what I said above, I would hire referees (READ: Strippers in Stripes) for this year's Turkey Bowl! Every Thanksgiving morning, I get up at 5am and stripe the field at the end of my street for a 7:30am game. This is year 8.


http://www.theediproject.com/ref.jpg

If I had two of these chics show up as a surprise, I think my buddies would crap themselves! I could even have money left over for beer.


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