textbook quotes.
 

I was reading my textbook/compulsory readings, and I kept on noticing sentences that cracked me up, I'm not sure if it's because they're actually funny, or if I'm just too tense for the exams. Anyway, I'm posting this here because, who knows, maybe you'll learn something.



The Opposition Committe members oppose this recommendation. - Law (Bill of Rights white paper)

If you have money, you can demand, if you do not, then all you can do is want. - marketing

In the courts, Justices are normally required to sit in pairs, but a Justice sitting alone can exercise some of their more limited powers. - Law

In our view the argument that there should be fewer MPs than 120 is silly. - Politics

The rule is quite simple, if you agree with the other bloke you say it is part of the ratio (the reason for the decision); if you don't, you say it is part of the orbiter (statements/observations about the law in a case) with the implication that he is a congenital idiot. - Law