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Tralls · 12-01-2004, 01:59 PM

What is the cheapest/easiest way to make a beer bong/beer funnel.

"Frank the Tank!"

"When it hits your lips, it's so good!"

Coppertop · 12-01-2004, 02:02 PM

Uh... a funnel and some rubber tubing?

the_marq · 12-01-2004, 02:05 PM

Y'know those Pink Flamingos you see on lawns in trailer parks? Steal one, then snip off the beak to create a hole about the size of a dime, then cut a bigger hole in the bird's butt. Invert and cover the beak-hole with your thumb, pour beer in the bird's ass and away you go.

Be sure to give your flamingo bong a name, I suggest; Roy.

Optional: You may want to clean it and remove the legs too.

clavus · 12-01-2004, 06:14 PM

An aquarium cleaner works well. It is basically a big hose with a funnel on one end.

gar1976 · 12-01-2004, 07:22 PM

Home depot has a nice selection of funnels, and enough rubber tubing that will fit.

Try to aim for a minimum of two beers per funnel (account for foam as well), a 3-4 beer bong is a blast. Where the funnel meets the tubing, try to get a metal circular-thingy (it's a metal ribbon in a circle, with a scew in it, you tighten the screw and the circle gets smaller) to prevent leaks.

gar1976 · 12-01-2004, 07:23 PM

And if you get chicks like this, invite me over.

dtheriault · 12-02-2004, 12:03 AM

Don't use rubber tubing use vinyl tubbing (clear).

I used to work at a hardware store for 6 years as a young lad. Every friday night and saturday night someone would come in for the following.
1. Funnel
2. 3 to 6 feet of clear vinyl tubing
3. hose clamp (that tightens with a screw)

I've seen people use 5 funnels connected to a board nailed to a balcony with 6 foot tubes for multiple bongs.

I've seen two funnels connected with tube and a y connector for mixing drinks. Or even valves at the end so you can load the drink without holding it closed with your thumb.

Make sure the tube is clear so they can see their progress.

noblejr · 12-02-2004, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dtheriault

I've seen two funnels connected with tube and a y connector for mixing drinks.

Woah. A new way for me and my friends to have a "Black and Tan"!

Locobot · 12-02-2004, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by clavus

An aquarium cleaner works well. It is basically a big hose with a funnel on one end.

I suppose it's a minor concern when your funneling beers, but unless it's brand new this would make your beer taste like ass.

Quote:

And if you get chicks like this, invite me over.

Thats not beer in that funnel!

12-02-2004, 09:47 AM

Go to home depot, find shady-esque looking employee, ask for beer bong. They'll build one for you. At least they've done it for me a couple times out here in AZ.

the420star · 12-02-2004, 04:44 PM

Funnel... clamps... you dont need to stinking clamp... home depot... biggest funnel they have... get i belive 3/4 vinyl tubing, your thumb should be able to block it... about 4 feet will do you. Then when you get all this home throw some water on the stove, or microwave... long story short you want some hot hot water. Put the end of the tube in the hot water for a few minutes then put the funnel on something flat and push the now hot end of the tubing on as hard as you can to the funnel... No ugly clamp, no leaks... just a sexxy sexxy funnel

piezo4 · 12-03-2004, 07:43 PM

If you really want to go all out, use some big hose (1 inch? diameter) and a pvc ball valve, then a reducer so its easier to fit in your mouth.
finally, drink to your health!

Hard8s · 12-05-2004, 05:29 PM

be sure to rinse it all first! No need to have hardware store dust in yo beer!

ergdork · 12-06-2004, 06:14 PM

A warning regarding vavles for beer funnels. I've seen vavles that had the tubing slide onto them come free. The result is a much faster emptying of the funnel - all over the front of your shirt, pants and the floor.

Though it might make a fun novelty for those folks who are pretty smashed already

gar1976 · 12-06-2004, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ergdork

A warning regarding vavles for beer funnels. I've seen vavles that had the tubing slide onto them come free. The result is a much faster emptying of the funnel - all over the front of your shirt, pants and the floor.

Though it might make a fun novelty for those folks who are pretty smashed already

Yeah, who was the jackass who said you don't need a clamp? Looking at you 420star!

shaggs_manoa · 12-14-2004, 03:19 AM

Made a bong as stated before while stationed in Germany and took it to a party with a bunch of my GF's friends (all Germans.) They had never seen one before and named it the "accelerator." Not really on topic but seeing German kids bong wine and beer by the liter was fun.

I highly suggest the clamp. Autoparts stores also sell big funnels some with much higher capacity thatn Home Depot. DO NOT use heater hose from the auto parts store, it doesn't hold up well to booze and I wouldn't want to drink it. Stick with clear.

Jimellow · 12-14-2004, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by thinktank

Go to home depot, find shady-esque looking employee, ask for beer bong. They'll build one for you. At least they've done it for me a couple times out here in AZ.

Nice! Did they charge you for assembly, or just parts?

avhg1 · 12-14-2004, 01:21 PM

I'll have to post a picture of mine from long ago. I had a 5' long 1.5" Dia. vinyl tube from the aquarium store. Then I put a 2 quart funnel on the top. It was a mean beer bong and would hold about 6-8 beers. You had to kneel to use it. I took it to my Senior week and put all the other tiny beer bongs to shame.

MikeyChalupa · 12-16-2004, 05:58 PM

Is it me or does that toon look like that hottie Latina from Desparate Housewives? Eva Longoria?

Anyway, all I have new to add is be sure to THOROUGHLY clean it after each use. Beer Bongs get really funky really fast if not taken care of.

-Mikey

Jakes · 12-17-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Locobot

Thats not beer in that funnel!

i totally missed that when i looked at the pic the first time HAHA

definately go with the clear tube so you can see your progress

0energy0 · 12-18-2004, 10:02 PM

did you hear about the beer ice bong?

my friend put a beer bong in water and then froze it to make it look like a "ice bong"
it seems like an ice luge, but it isnt. its a crazy ice bong.

Jakes · 12-19-2004, 04:51 PM

thats sweet i have seen people takes shots off of blocks of ice with a little v carved into them its so cold by the time you take the shot.

Faygo · 12-19-2004, 06:43 PM

beer bongs are cool but ice luges are better

outdoor · 12-23-2004, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locobot

Thats not beer in that funnel!

Yeah and WTF is with the scars in the knee?

cataklysm · 12-30-2004, 11:04 AM

It also helps of you place the plastic tubing and put it in some really hot (not boiling water) so that it becomes soft of malleable. Once its soft, you can slide it over the funnel and it will become harder than before once it cools and be very difficult to remove from the funnel. This also removes the need for getting a clamp or something.

GraveTaker · 12-30-2004, 06:36 PM

bye a plastic funnel with handle and some cheap tubing.....just recently did it and worked fine

NegativeNine · 12-30-2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by outdoor

Yeah and WTF is with the scars in the knee?

And she's wearing shoes on the bed? how rude!

tman17m · 01-01-2005, 04:31 PM

here at ohio state university...we know how to party

Tophat665 · 01-01-2005, 10:55 PM

If you want to go food grade from top to bottom, go to a homebrew supply store. They have bigass funnels for filling carboys (the big glass bottles like they used to put on water coolers) and usually a couple different widths of food grade vinyl tubing. You're still going to need to hit the hardware store for the hose clamp, but that's going to be a buck or less. Done this way, the beer won't taste any different at the bottom of the bong than it does at the top (if you keep it clean).

xandren · 01-08-2005, 12:46 PM

tman17m that's nothin...at DePauw University we made a three story beer bong out the back of my fraternity...too bad there was about two stories of foam for the birthday boy

jvwgtr · 01-17-2005, 08:09 AM

Did you guys see this 30-person beer bong?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...535872991&rd=1

yatzr · 01-17-2005, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jvwgtr

Did you guys see this 30-person beer bong?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...535872991&rd=1

that's pretty awesome, I have a hard seeing it hold up with 42 beers inside it though

Casdin · 01-18-2005, 02:42 AM

I made 2 at home depot. I bought about six feet and two funnels. Clear plastic tube is the way to go.

Measured out a beer in the tube, marked it, drank the beer, cut the hose. Viola!

It was pretty funny buying the tube and then asking the guy working there where the funnels were.

12-01-2004, 01:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	Beer bong (Beer funnel) [NSFW] What is the cheapest/easiest way to make a beer bong/beer funnel. "Frank the Tank!" "When it hits your lips, it's so good!" __________________ "I pledge my grievance to the flag" - Pearl Jam

12-01-2004, 02:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	Y'know those Pink Flamingos you see on lawns in trailer parks? Steal one, then snip off the beak to create a hole about the size of a dime, then cut a bigger hole in the bird's butt. Invert and cover the beak-hole with your thumb, pour beer in the bird's ass and away you go. Be sure to give your flamingo bong a name, I suggest; Roy. Optional: You may want to clean it and remove the legs too. __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series

12-01-2004, 06:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	An aquarium cleaner works well. It is basically a big hose with a funnel on one end. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

12-01-2004, 07:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	Home depot has a nice selection of funnels, and enough rubber tubing that will fit. Try to aim for a minimum of two beers per funnel (account for foam as well), a 3-4 beer bong is a blast. Where the funnel meets the tubing, try to get a metal circular-thingy (it's a metal ribbon in a circle, with a scew in it, you tighten the screw and the circle gets smaller) to prevent leaks. __________________ Blistex, in regards to crappy games - They made pong look like a story driven RPG with a dynamic campaign.

12-01-2004, 07:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	And if you get chicks like this, invite me over. __________________ Blistex, in regards to crappy games - They made pong look like a story driven RPG with a dynamic campaign.

12-01-2004, 02:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Uh... a funnel and some rubber tubing?

12-02-2004, 12:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
dtheriault Psycho Location: maybe utah	Don't use rubber tubing use vinyl tubbing (clear). I used to work at a hardware store for 6 years as a young lad. Every friday night and saturday night someone would come in for the following. 1. Funnel 2. 3 to 6 feet of clear vinyl tubing 3. hose clamp (that tightens with a screw) I've seen people use 5 funnels connected to a board nailed to a balcony with 6 foot tubes for multiple bongs. I've seen two funnels connected with tube and a y connector for mixing drinks. Or even valves at the end so you can load the drink without holding it closed with your thumb. Make sure the tube is clear so they can see their progress. __________________ "Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?

12-02-2004, 09:47 AM	#10 (permalink)
thinktank Guest	Go to home depot, find shady-esque looking employee, ask for beer bong. They'll build one for you. At least they've done it for me a couple times out here in AZ.

12-02-2004, 04:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
the420star Psycho Location: Cow Country, CT	Funnel... clamps... you dont need to stinking clamp... home depot... biggest funnel they have... get i belive 3/4 vinyl tubing, your thumb should be able to block it... about 4 feet will do you. Then when you get all this home throw some water on the stove, or microwave... long story short you want some hot hot water. Put the end of the tube in the hot water for a few minutes then put the funnel on something flat and push the now hot end of the tubing on as hard as you can to the funnel... No ugly clamp, no leaks... just a sexxy sexxy funnel __________________ No, they arnt breasts, they are personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities.

12-03-2004, 07:43 PM	#12 (permalink)
piezo4 Upright	If you really want to go all out, use some big hose (1 inch? diameter) and a pvc ball valve, then a reducer so its easier to fit in your mouth. finally, drink to your health!

12-05-2004, 05:29 PM	#13 (permalink)
Hard8s Addict Location: Wherever I am!	be sure to rinse it all first! No need to have hardware store dust in yo beer! __________________ If ignorance is bliss, then wipe this smile off my face!

12-06-2004, 06:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
ergdork Tilted	A warning regarding vavles for beer funnels. I've seen vavles that had the tubing slide onto them come free. The result is a much faster emptying of the funnel - all over the front of your shirt, pants and the floor. Though it might make a fun novelty for those folks who are pretty smashed already

12-14-2004, 03:19 AM	#16 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	Made a bong as stated before while stationed in Germany and took it to a party with a bunch of my GF's friends (all Germans.) They had never seen one before and named it the "accelerator." Not really on topic but seeing German kids bong wine and beer by the liter was fun. I highly suggest the clamp. Autoparts stores also sell big funnels some with much higher capacity thatn Home Depot. DO NOT use heater hose from the auto parts store, it doesn't hold up well to booze and I wouldn't want to drink it. Stick with clear. __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

12-14-2004, 01:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
avhg1 Insane Location: MD	I'll have to post a picture of mine from long ago. I had a 5' long 1.5" Dia. vinyl tube from the aquarium store. Then I put a 2 quart funnel on the top. It was a mean beer bong and would hold about 6-8 beers. You had to kneel to use it. I took it to my Senior week and put all the other tiny beer bongs to shame. __________________ I shake the devil's hand daily... I'd do it hourly, but my hand gets tired.

12-16-2004, 05:58 PM	#19 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Is it me or does that toon look like that hottie Latina from Desparate Housewives? Eva Longoria? Anyway, all I have new to add is be sure to THOROUGHLY clean it after each use. Beer Bongs get really funky really fast if not taken care of. -Mikey

12-18-2004, 10:02 PM	#21 (permalink)
0energy0 Insane Location: Title Town, USA	did you hear about the beer ice bong? my friend put a beer bong in water and then froze it to make it look like a "ice bong" it seems like an ice luge, but it isnt. its a crazy ice bong.

12-19-2004, 04:51 PM	#22 (permalink)
Jakes Tilted	thats sweet i have seen people takes shots off of blocks of ice with a little v carved into them its so cold by the time you take the shot. __________________ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. Dean Martin I like my jeep to be like my girl, topless and dirty. me i guess

12-19-2004, 06:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
Faygo Banned	beer bongs are cool but ice luges are better

12-30-2004, 11:04 AM	#25 (permalink)
cataklysm Tilted Location: New York	It also helps of you place the plastic tubing and put it in some really hot (not boiling water) so that it becomes soft of malleable. Once its soft, you can slide it over the funnel and it will become harder than before once it cools and be very difficult to remove from the funnel. This also removes the need for getting a clamp or something. __________________ --Cataklysm--

12-30-2004, 06:36 PM	#26 (permalink)
GraveTaker Crazy	bye a plastic funnel with handle and some cheap tubing.....just recently did it and worked fine __________________ GraveTaker

01-01-2005, 04:31 PM	#28 (permalink)
tman17m Psycho Location: my cubicle	here at ohio state university...we know how to party

01-01-2005, 10:55 PM	#29 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	If you want to go food grade from top to bottom, go to a homebrew supply store. They have bigass funnels for filling carboys (the big glass bottles like they used to put on water coolers) and usually a couple different widths of food grade vinyl tubing. You're still going to need to hit the hardware store for the hose clamp, but that's going to be a buck or less. Done this way, the beer won't taste any different at the bottom of the bong than it does at the top (if you keep it clean). __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-08-2005, 12:46 PM	#30 (permalink)
xandren Upright Location: Indiana	tman17m that's nothin...at DePauw University we made a three story beer bong out the back of my fraternity...too bad there was about two stories of foam for the birthday boy __________________ the blower's daughter by Damien Rice i can't take my eyes off of you did I say that I loathe you? did I say that I want to leave it all behind? i can't take my mind off of you my mind 'til I find somebody new

01-17-2005, 08:09 AM	#31 (permalink)
jvwgtr Completely bananas Location: Florida	Did you guys see this 30-person beer bong? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...535872991&rd=1

01-18-2005, 02:42 AM	#33 (permalink)
Casdin Upright	I made 2 at home depot. I bought about six feet and two funnels. Clear plastic tube is the way to go. Measured out a beer in the tube, marked it, drank the beer, cut the hose. Viola! It was pretty funny buying the tube and then asking the guy working there where the funnels were.