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Hanxter · 05-15-2003, 07:24 AM

With the distinct possibility that the devine Miss M may be attending Club Fed, a recent episode of Martha stewart Living gave this great idea on making slippers for Christmas.
Knowing that her bunkies may be short on supplies, she provided the following needs to make these delightful foot warmers.

Martha Stewart's Craft of the Day:

How to Make Bedroom Slippers

You need four maxis' to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.

Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. (be sure you fill out DOC Form 245D if you choose to use glue)
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

Slippers' Great Features:

* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable. Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes:
Regular, Light day and Get out the Sand Bags

Fly · 05-15-2003, 08:09 AM

that's fucked up man

who the hell would wear pads on their feet?

*races to bathroom to find wife's supply*

Slims · 05-16-2003, 01:17 AM

hahahahaha!

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
that's fucked up man

who the hell would wear pads on their feet?

*races to bathroom to find wife's supply*

I would.

Cynthetiq · 05-16-2003, 02:23 PM

well if you cut yourself you don't gotta worry about bleeding

crackpot · 05-17-2003, 06:28 PM

That is the most hilarious thing. Fricking laughing out loud here.

merkdr · 05-22-2003, 09:20 AM

thats fucking hilarious,now i know what to get mommamerk next yr for x-mas

Lebell · 05-22-2003, 10:52 AM

oh shit.

That's pretty damn funny, Sanitary napkins on your feet.

I think you get your "Man Card" revoked if your friends find out tho.

edmos1 · 05-22-2003, 04:34 PM

that is twisted and hilarious

DAM · 05-24-2003, 06:15 AM

good one!

almost like using ob's for nosebleeds

merkerguitars · 05-28-2003, 12:59 PM

It could be worse...they could be used....eww

eyeronic · 06-02-2003, 02:36 PM

Highly amusing if very strange.

05-15-2003, 07:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	From Martha Stewart... With the distinct possibility that the devine Miss M may be attending Club Fed, a recent episode of Martha stewart Living gave this great idea on making slippers for Christmas. Knowing that her bunkies may be short on supplies, she provided the following needs to make these delightful foot warmers. Martha Stewart's Craft of the Day: How to Make Bedroom Slippers You need four maxis' to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. (be sure you fill out DOC Form 245D if you choose to use glue) Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc. Slippers' Great Features: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable. Environmentally safe * Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day and Get out the Sand Bags

05-15-2003, 08:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	that's fucked up man who the hell would wear pads on their feet? races to bathroom to find wife's supply __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-16-2003, 02:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
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05-22-2003, 10:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	oh shit. That's pretty damn funny, Sanitary napkins on your feet. I think you get your "Man Card" revoked if your friends find out tho. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

05-24-2003, 06:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
DAM look closer she shaved her bikini line. You Whiner Location: deep in the heart of TX	good one! almost like using ob's for nosebleeds __________________ I am the almighty pornholio, come out with your pants down!

05-17-2003, 06:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	That is the most hilarious thing. Fricking laughing out loud here.

05-22-2003, 09:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
merkdr Tilted Location: ottawa, canada	thats fucking hilarious,now i know what to get mommamerk next yr for x-mas

05-22-2003, 04:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
edmos1 Daddy Location: Right next door to Hell	that is twisted and hilarious

05-28-2003, 12:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	It could be worse...they could be used....eww __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

06-02-2003, 02:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	Highly amusing if very strange. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.