Sniper Interview
 

A 'touchy-feelie' CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"






The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

LOL a marine that's accurate enough to be a sniper? Good one Ben!


Just kidding :D

A 'touchy-feelie' CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked, "What do you feel when you make love?"


The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

;)

Very well put! And very funny!

this is why I love marines... :)

Arab lives are worthless. So funny.

(I am being sarcastic)

Sarcastic or not, it is comments like this that hinders the efforts towards peace. Not all Arabs are terrorists, and not all terrorists are Arabs.

however....All terrorists lives are worthless.

Sorry for the reality check here in humor, but I felt it needed to be said.

This was a joke posted on the USENET humor site. The sad thing is, is that it reduces Marines to cold killing machines, without feeling. I like to think back to the video where the soldier/medic was shot, his mates and he tracked down the Iraqi, and wounded him, and the soldier/medic ended up treating the man who shot him. Whether you agree with the war or not, these men are not unfeeling automatons, but young kids doing what they are ordered.

OOOOkay.


This is a very special place on the web called Tilted Humour. That said, can we keep an open mind on what is funny?

So the Drill Instructor turns to the Private and says "Well son, that is a hell of an After Action Report. What did the terrorists call themselves?"

The Private replies "The Aristocrats!"

they pop when you shoot em', ball park terrorists!

It was a dark night at the terrorist camp when suddenly they heard taunting, "Come and get me you dirty terrorists! I am all alone, a single american, and I'll take you all on!" they knew this was a trap so they ignored it as best they could, but one of the more hotheaded terrorists could take it no longer after an hour of taunting. He convinced 3 men to come with him and went after the american soldier. They never came back.

After another hour they hear the taunting again. This time though it pisses off the leader enough to send 20 men after them, thinking he'll reverse it and spring a trap on the americans. They never came back. The leader is alone with the last 40 very pissed off men. This time they won't listen to reason and all rush off toward the direction of the taunting as soon as they hear it. Only one man comes back, he's very hurt but makes it back to tell the leader "The American lied! They're were two!"

Don't let those without a sense of humor wear you down BigBen.

I remember the scene, filmed without the Marines knowing it, where they shot the Iraqi in the head... which was not too hard, since he was kneeling in front of them with his hands over his head.

I remember that this is Tilted Humor, and if you want to talk politics, you should quit posting in TILTED HUMOR.

One marine said to the other one night, "I've been in Afganistan for a year, and I haven't shot a single terrorist." The other Marine said, "run up the hill and scream, 'To Hell With Osama bin Laden!' and when they rush out, start shooting."

So the Marine did just that, he ran up the hill and shouted, "To Hell with Osama Bin Laden!" Immediately afterwards, a man came out of a cave and yelled, "To Hell with George Bush!" Dejected, the marine went back down the hill.

His fellow marine asked if it worked. He wsaid, "yeah, but only democrats came out, and we can't shoot them."