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Old 11-14-2005, 12:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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5 Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on:

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, or when the job takes longer than you said it would."

The fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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Old 11-14-2005, 12:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That was nice, very, very nice
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Old 11-14-2005, 04:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hahahah. Made me laugh aloud. Thanks.
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Old 11-15-2005, 03:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Funny stuff, Sir! Thanks
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Old 11-15-2005, 11:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I like it, I'm going to have to share that with many, many people.
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Old 11-16-2005, 12:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Thats perfect.. Its a great bar joke
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Old 11-16-2005, 07:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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thats a funny one
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Old 11-26-2005, 08:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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good joke, and a lot of truth in the punchline
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