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Samalie · 01-05-2006, 05:50 PM

A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital.

She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Holly Finkel, room 302."

The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her record say that Holly is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Holly your daughter?"

The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Holly Finkel in 302. No one tells me shit!"

Sammy

SirLance · 01-05-2006, 09:40 PM

Funny... and true!

CSflim · 01-08-2006, 04:17 AM

Hahahaha. Very nice!

Mikey'56 · 01-11-2006, 10:36 PM

That is very true, service and out of is two things you can't get in a hospital

01-05-2006, 05:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Samalie Tilted Location: Edmonton, Canada	Hospital News A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Holly Finkel, room 302." The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her record say that Holly is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Holly your daughter?" The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Holly Finkel in 302. No one tells me shit!" Sammy

01-05-2006, 09:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Funny... and true! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-08-2006, 04:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Hahahaha. Very nice! __________________

01-11-2006, 10:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mikey'56 Upright Location: E. Tx	That is very true, service and out of is two things you can't get in a hospital