A lion, was in its enclosure at the zoo...
 

A lion, was in its enclosure at the zoo, basking in the sun and licking its asshole.

"That's a very docile animal," a visitor remarks to the keeper.

"Not at all" says the keeper, "that lion is the most ferocious beast in the entire zoo. Just one hour ago, the lion grabbed a French tourist and completely devoured him.

"That's difficult to believe" said the bewildered visitor, "why is the lion lying there licking his asshole then?"

"Poor bastard is trying to get the taste out of his mouth" replied the keeper.

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It seems the French keep popping up in a lot of jokes now a days.

Glad

I laughed for 20 minutes. Good one!

hahaha

Good one! Thanks

"Fuck the French... especially the cute ones!"

sir lance,
thanks for saving this post. you answered after 5 days being on the board. a lot of people read it but no one answered until you did. like you i find this joke very funny. i guess others didn't. at least you gave a chance for other's to laugh.
thanks,
glad

thats very funny:D

Glad --

Happy to help. I only get to check in every few days. I think there's a lot of funny jokes, and I want to keep 'em coming. Have a good one!

I will never brush over a post again.

That was fucking excellent

ahahha that was class. huge grin on my face now