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cchris · 10-10-2005, 09:04 PM

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of Champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"? He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man.

They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man.

"I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great," says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said. "So did I!"

zaiaz · 10-11-2005, 05:07 AM

Aaarrrrghhhhh, that's just funny.

SirLance · 10-24-2005, 01:04 PM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=89782

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=11609

10-10-2005, 09:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	This chicken farmer walks into a bar..... A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of Champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"? He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great," says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said. "So did I!" __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

10-11-2005, 05:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Aaarrrrghhhhh, that's just funny. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

10-24-2005, 01:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=89782 http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=11609 __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.