The Toilet Of PAIN! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

morlock · 05-31-2003, 11:37 AM

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A moment later, another loud scream reverberates through the bar, so the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming in shear agony.
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers away."
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet trying to do my thing, and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."
With that, the bartender opens the stall door to take a look and exclaims, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

potpie · 05-31-2003, 02:07 PM

ouch, that's gotta hurt. good joke.

TerresqueÜ · 05-31-2003, 03:45 PM

One of my favorite classics.

And potpie how can you solve a Rubik's Cube in 38 seconds?

riptide4070 · 05-31-2003, 03:59 PM

typical drunk behavior

Brewmaniac · 05-31-2003, 04:16 PM

Tis' a classic! Thanks

pilot123 · 06-01-2003, 10:38 AM

hilarious, although I would never shit in a bar.

DEI37 · 06-01-2003, 02:47 PM

I've heard this before, but it's been a while...yeah, it's funny alright!

05-31-2003, 11:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
morlock Loser	The Toilet Of PAIN! A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A moment later, another loud scream reverberates through the bar, so the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming in shear agony. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers away." "I'm just sitting here on the toilet trying to do my thing, and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the stall door to take a look and exclaims, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

05-31-2003, 02:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
potpie Upright Location: CA	ouch, that's gotta hurt. good joke. __________________ "Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam" (I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)

05-31-2003, 03:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	One of my favorite classics. And potpie how can you solve a Rubik's Cube in 38 seconds? __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-31-2003, 03:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	typical drunk behavior __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-31-2003, 04:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Tis' a classic! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-01-2003, 10:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
pilot123 Tilted	hilarious, although I would never shit in a bar.

06-01-2003, 02:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	I've heard this before, but it's been a while...yeah, it's funny alright! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.