Ground breaking research on BEER! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

KellyC · 09-05-2005, 05:09 PM

News from Hopkins Medical Center......

Yesterday research scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.

No further testing is planned.

texxasco · 09-05-2005, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by KellyC

News from Hopkins Medical Center......

Yesterday research scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.

No further testing is planned.

So that's where man tits come from...or was it from smoking pot?

aphex140 · 09-06-2005, 03:17 AM

LOL but did they also find a compulsion to shop ?

HLP · 09-06-2005, 08:39 AM

HA! That's great! Keep them comming KellyC

SirLance · 09-06-2005, 10:58 AM

Good one, thanks!

cinnles · 09-09-2005, 06:55 AM

hahah, thanks kelly.

09-05-2005, 05:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Ground breaking research on BEER! News from Hopkins Medical Center...... Yesterday research scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

09-06-2005, 03:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	LOL but did they also find a compulsion to shop ? __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]

09-06-2005, 10:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good one, thanks! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-06-2005, 08:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
HLP Crazy	HA! That's great! Keep them comming KellyC

09-09-2005, 06:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
cinnles Addict	hahah, thanks kelly.