Joke of the Day - June 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 06-02-2003, 02:12 AM

A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said doctor, 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful'."

The doctor said, "I didn't say that! I said you have got a heart murmur. Be careful!"

Neo · 06-02-2003, 07:14 AM

LMAO !! That's a good one.

Iliftrocks · 06-02-2003, 08:49 AM

That's pretty funny. The positive side effects of old age.

clifclav · 06-02-2003, 09:05 AM

elicited an out loud chuckle. thanks

06-02-2003, 02:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - June 2 A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said doctor, 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful'." The doctor said, "I didn't say that! I said you have got a heart murmur. Be careful!"

06-02-2003, 07:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
Neo Insane Location: Louisiana	LMAO !! That's a good one. __________________ Life isn't how many breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away!

06-02-2003, 08:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	That's pretty funny. The positive side effects of old age. __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

06-02-2003, 09:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	elicited an out loud chuckle. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!