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SirLance · 08-18-2005, 02:56 PM

One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When
his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"

"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."

"Whatever for?"

"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"

"Hmmm. I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Green on the third floor."

TrumanTT · 08-22-2005, 09:19 PM

I can't belive I almost skipped this gem! Great joke!

Brewmaniac · 08-22-2005, 11:12 PM

Yes Sir, another fine one!

ophelia783 · 08-23-2005, 12:54 PM

That's great!

08-18-2005, 02:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Another marriage joke One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?" "I got into a fight with the apartment manager." "Whatever for?" "He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!" "Hmmm. I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Green on the third floor." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-22-2005, 09:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
TrumanTT Upright Location: Columbia, MO	I can't belive I almost skipped this gem! Great joke! __________________ "I hate quotations. Tell me about yourself." Ralph Waldo Emerson "I feel sorry for the failed lives of everyone who can sum up their experiences in one small quote." MINE! (but thats what I think Ralphie was trying to get at ^up there^

08-22-2005, 11:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Yes Sir, another fine one! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-23-2005, 12:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
ophelia783 Insane Location: West Virginia	That's great! __________________ ~~ He with a sharp tongue slits his own throat ~~