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SirLance · 08-17-2005, 02:58 PM

A husband and wife are watching T.V. in bed -- "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" is on.

The husband turns to the wife and says, "Do you want to have sex?"

"Nope." the wife says, not even looking up.

The husband asks, "Is that your final answer?"

"That's my final answer," she agrees.

He says, "Then I'd like to phone a friend...."

Brewmaniac · 08-17-2005, 06:00 PM

Another clever one! Thanks SirLance

japhyryder · 08-18-2005, 09:33 AM

I bet the scars are still healing, funny

ophelia783 · 08-18-2005, 09:55 AM

That's great

TrumanTT · 08-18-2005, 05:23 PM

Thats a nice quick one! Good Job SirLance

Misz · 08-20-2005, 05:09 AM

Cheered me up alot thanks

mazak · 08-20-2005, 02:28 PM

very funny ! thanks.

Chuckles · 08-20-2005, 04:45 PM

that was a good one :P thanks

08-17-2005, 02:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Who wants to be a millionaire -- marriage version A husband and wife are watching T.V. in bed -- "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" is on. The husband turns to the wife and says, "Do you want to have sex?" "Nope." the wife says, not even looking up. The husband asks, "Is that your final answer?" "That's my final answer," she agrees. He says, "Then I'd like to phone a friend...." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-17-2005, 06:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Another clever one! Thanks SirLance __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-18-2005, 09:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
japhyryder no one special Location: Charlotte, NC	I bet the scars are still healing, funny __________________ It's only entertainment, someone's sick idea of a joke.

08-18-2005, 09:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
ophelia783 Insane Location: West Virginia	That's great __________________ ~~ He with a sharp tongue slits his own throat ~~

08-18-2005, 05:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
TrumanTT Upright Location: Columbia, MO	Thats a nice quick one! Good Job SirLance __________________ "I hate quotations. Tell me about yourself." Ralph Waldo Emerson "I feel sorry for the failed lives of everyone who can sum up their experiences in one small quote." MINE! (but thats what I think Ralphie was trying to get at ^up there^

08-20-2005, 05:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
Misz Tilted	Cheered me up alot thanks

08-20-2005, 02:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
mazak Crazy Location: louisianna	very funny ! thanks.

08-20-2005, 04:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
Chuckles Insane Location: California	that was a good one :P thanks