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Brewmaniac · 07-22-2005, 12:39 PM

A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge
in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a
young man fixen {ready} to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump,
think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass
Yankee."

Gatorade Frost · 07-24-2005, 08:36 PM

From a Texan, that's hilarious.

LoganSnake · 07-25-2005, 09:23 AM

Who's Robert E. Lee?

SirLance · 07-25-2005, 12:35 PM

Confederate General from the civil war. There's still quite a bit of rivalry across the Mason-Dixon line!

Good joke, Brew!

nightmare · 08-01-2005, 01:11 AM

haha, im not even american and it was worth a chuckle

07-22-2005, 12:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Another Rebel A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixen {ready} to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee." He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee." __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-24-2005, 08:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	From a Texan, that's hilarious. __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips

07-25-2005, 09:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Who's Robert E. Lee? __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

07-25-2005, 12:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Confederate General from the civil war. There's still quite a bit of rivalry across the Mason-Dixon line! Good joke, Brew! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-01-2005, 01:11 AM	#5 (permalink)
nightmare Tilted Location: Sophies bike seat	haha, im not even american and it was worth a chuckle __________________ License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.