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Old 07-23-2005, 05:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Pantyhose Quiz:

Pantyhose Quiz:

How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?

Now think about it....




Ready?








Answer:

10 little piggies

2 calves

1 ass

1 beaver

an unknown number of hares

and

a fish no one can find.
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A fish no one can find?!!

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Old 07-23-2005, 08:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A fish no one can find?!!

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The smell of her...no no zone?
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Old 07-25-2005, 10:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Glad-I-Ate-Her
A fish no one can find?!!

Glad
Glad if you ever find a fish let me know!

Brew
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Old 07-25-2005, 12:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That joke is not only funny, it is VERY appropriate, given your handle, Glad!
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Old 08-01-2005, 01:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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nice joke, cheers for posting
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