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Meridae'n · 05-28-2003, 10:11 PM

A little girl asked her father how she got her name. He answered, "when you were born, I brought your mommy a rose. One of the pettals fell of and landed on you head, so we named you Rose."

Her sister asked about her name to which their father replied "when the nurse brought you in to see your mother, a daisy pertal fell off and landed on your head, so we named you Daisy."

The third daughter walked to her father and said "Thbutldieikkpfftlblahdk"

Her dad then said "Shut the fuck up Cinderblock"

bongobong · 05-29-2003, 04:57 AM

It's cruel, but it made me giggle

Flesh · 05-29-2003, 05:15 AM

clifclav · 05-29-2003, 08:15 AM

that is so wrong on so many levels. you should be ashamed of yourself.

Now if I could just stop laughing...

tfpman · 05-29-2003, 05:46 PM

I've heard that one in a few different ways. It does wonders when you tell it to a drunk person.

SirLance · 05-29-2003, 08:24 PM

LOL, that was sick, twisted, and funny as hell.

nofnway · 05-29-2003, 11:35 PM

Funny makes me think of.....

A young Indian boy asked his father the chief how all of the young Indians got their names...

His father replied....."When a boy is born, the next morning I wake up and look out of the tee pee. The first thing I see becomes his name. Take brothers Soaring Eagle, Brave bull and Strong bear for example."

The boy smiled and nodded his head.

Then the father said "Why do you ask Two Dogs F*#&ing?"

Crazdez · 05-30-2003, 12:42 AM

teehee
funny stuff

morlock · 05-30-2003, 07:14 AM

ROFLMFAO

05-28-2003, 10:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	How 3 little girls got their names... A little girl asked her father how she got her name. He answered, "when you were born, I brought your mommy a rose. One of the pettals fell of and landed on you head, so we named you Rose." Her sister asked about her name to which their father replied "when the nurse brought you in to see your mother, a daisy pertal fell off and landed on your head, so we named you Daisy." The third daughter walked to her father and said "Thbutldieikkpfftlblahdk" Her dad then said "Shut the fuck up Cinderblock" __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-29-2003, 05:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hah

05-29-2003, 08:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	that is so wrong on so many levels. you should be ashamed of yourself. Now if I could just stop laughing... __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-29-2003, 08:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	LOL, that was sick, twisted, and funny as hell. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-29-2003, 11:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	Funny makes me think of..... A young Indian boy asked his father the chief how all of the young Indians got their names... His father replied....."When a boy is born, the next morning I wake up and look out of the tee pee. The first thing I see becomes his name. Take brothers Soaring Eagle, Brave bull and Strong bear for example." The boy smiled and nodded his head. Then the father said "Why do you ask Two Dogs F*#&ing?" __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

05-29-2003, 04:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
bongobong Tilted	It's cruel, but it made me giggle

05-29-2003, 05:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
tfpman Upright	I've heard that one in a few different ways. It does wonders when you tell it to a drunk person.

05-30-2003, 12:42 AM	#8 (permalink)
Crazdez Upright	teehee funny stuff

05-30-2003, 07:14 AM	#9 (permalink)
morlock Loser	ROFLMFAO