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07-11-2005, 05:45 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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My mate's wife went out in the car
She decided to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.
He was okay with it, because he got to watch sports all night. He heard her stumble into bed around 4 and laughed knowing she'd have a monster hangover. He wake up next morning and went outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night. He sighed in relief because it was all in one piece. He circled the car looking for dents and found none. But, wait a minute whats this... 
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07-11-2005, 09:36 AM
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Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Yeah, repost. Last one was a different version where a daughter borrowed her daddy's car and the next day...
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