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07-08-2005, 03:03 PM
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Searching for the perfect brew!
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Why
Q.) Why do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry
throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * A.) BECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK! -
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07-08-2005, 03:43 PM
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Rookie
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That's awesome. I laughed out loud on that one.
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