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pan6467 · 06-11-2005, 03:25 PM

A seaman is getting ready for his 6 month cruise but worries about his nympho wife being faithful

So he goes to a curio store and tells the owner he needs something to help his wife.

The owner pulls out a little box and opens it and inside there is a very small penis.

"WTF", says the sailor.

The owner smiles and says, "watch... Dick in the box the hole in the wall"

The penis grows to immense size and popps into the hole in the wall gyrating and just going to town.

The sailor in amazement says, "I'll take it."

The Owner says "ok but remember you must say this exactly..... dick in the box back in you box"

POOF the penis shrinks and is back in its box.

The sailor goes home and explains to his wife and shows her how to use it.

She loves it and says she will use only Dick in the Box and think of him.

Our sailor is gone for a week and his wife is extremely horny and cannot take it any longer so she pulls out DIck in the Box, gets naked and says, "Dick in the Box my box"

Well, Dick in the Box just goes to town and works its magic pleasing her, but after 3 hours she is sore and needs it to stop. She just can't remember how.

She gets in the car and races to the curio shop.....

A cop pulls her over for speeding.

"Officer, I'm sorry but I have ths Dick in the Box and he won't stop and I can't take it anymore. I have to get to the store before it closes and find out how to stop it."

The officer smiles and looks at her..... "Dick in the box my ass".

bendsley · 06-11-2005, 03:38 PM

yeah, heard it on here before.

there is already a thread posted about it. search next time. I believe it was something like "voodoo dick my ass"

MiSo · 06-13-2005, 12:14 AM

it's an oldie but goodie.

i heard the voodoo dick version.
sounds better imo.

edwhit · 06-13-2005, 07:49 AM

I must have missed it first time.

Works for me lol

06-11-2005, 03:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Old NAVY joke A seaman is getting ready for his 6 month cruise but worries about his nympho wife being faithful So he goes to a curio store and tells the owner he needs something to help his wife. The owner pulls out a little box and opens it and inside there is a very small penis. "WTF", says the sailor. The owner smiles and says, "watch... Dick in the box the hole in the wall" The penis grows to immense size and popps into the hole in the wall gyrating and just going to town. The sailor in amazement says, "I'll take it." The Owner says "ok but remember you must say this exactly..... dick in the box back in you box" POOF the penis shrinks and is back in its box. The sailor goes home and explains to his wife and shows her how to use it. She loves it and says she will use only Dick in the Box and think of him. Our sailor is gone for a week and his wife is extremely horny and cannot take it any longer so she pulls out DIck in the Box, gets naked and says, "Dick in the Box my box" Well, Dick in the Box just goes to town and works its magic pleasing her, but after 3 hours she is sore and needs it to stop. She just can't remember how. She gets in the car and races to the curio shop..... A cop pulls her over for speeding. "Officer, I'm sorry but I have ths Dick in the Box and he won't stop and I can't take it anymore. I have to get to the store before it closes and find out how to stop it." The officer smiles and looks at her..... "Dick in the box my ass". __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

06-11-2005, 03:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
bendsley Professional Loafer Location: texas	yeah, heard it on here before. there is already a thread posted about it. search next time. I believe it was something like "voodoo dick my ass" __________________ "You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."

06-13-2005, 12:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
MiSo Psycho	it's an oldie but goodie. i heard the voodoo dick version. sounds better imo.

06-13-2005, 07:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
edwhit Tilted	I must have missed it first time. Works for me lol