late night drinking - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

pattycakes · 06-05-2005, 07:32 PM

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....And she's always sound asleep.

ronan · 06-06-2005, 06:46 AM

haaaaaaaaaaa hahahahhahahaa..... awesome man

SirLance · 06-06-2005, 04:47 PM

(Making notes for future reference...)

akechi · 06-07-2005, 06:19 AM

hahahahahahaha ~~~ the right approach!

Ilow · 06-07-2005, 07:09 AM

lol, good one, a little too good.

indebut · 06-09-2005, 10:14 PM

I love this one

gilbert- · 06-10-2005, 03:57 AM

haha thats great!

LuciferJones · 06-12-2005, 10:01 PM

I heard that as a Jeff Foxworthy Joke

still great though

eMOTIONal20 · 06-12-2005, 11:19 PM

BAHAHAHAHAA

That was good for a little late-night laugh. teehee

zizdog69 · 06-14-2005, 03:26 PM

Thats great! I can vouch for that!

buckruss · 06-15-2005, 01:53 PM

This does work great, saved me from a more then just a few butt chewings

bullmoose · 06-18-2005, 12:02 PM

Heard the Jeff Foxworthy version too. But a good joke is always worth repeating. Thanks!

06-06-2005, 06:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
ronan Crazy Location: Australia	haaaaaaaaaaa hahahahhahahaa..... awesome man __________________ i am enlightened

06-06-2005, 04:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	(Making notes for future reference...) __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-07-2005, 06:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
akechi Insane	hahahahahahaha ~~~ the right approach! __________________ ~DJ PLAY THAT MUSIC LOUDER ONEGAI~

06-07-2005, 07:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	lol, good one, a little too good. __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

06-12-2005, 11:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
eMOTIONal20 Crazy Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado	BAHAHAHAHAA That was good for a little late-night laugh. teehee __________________ "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." - Gandhi

06-09-2005, 10:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
indebut Crazy Location: Ohio	I love this one

06-10-2005, 03:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
gilbert- Tilted	haha thats great!

06-12-2005, 10:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
LuciferJones Tilted	I heard that as a Jeff Foxworthy Joke still great though

06-14-2005, 03:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
zizdog69 Crazy Location: Arizona	Thats great! I can vouch for that! __________________ "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." -Peter Gibbons, Office Space

06-15-2005, 01:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
buckruss Upright	This does work great, saved me from a more then just a few butt chewings

06-18-2005, 12:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
bullmoose Wookie Location: Howdy from Oklahoma	Heard the Jeff Foxworthy version too. But a good joke is always worth repeating. Thanks! __________________ Rehab is for quitters.