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Old 05-28-2003, 11:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
It was always full of hops,
One day it hopped on the road,
And ended up as chops.

Ok that was lamb.. er.. lame..


Do you remember any others?
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Mary had a little skirt
Split right up the sides,
And every time she wore that skirt
The boys could see her thighs.
She also had another skirt
Split right up the front
But she never wore that one
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Old 05-29-2003, 09:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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both good. thanks
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Old 05-29-2003, 03:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2003, 04:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Mary had a little lamb,
a little pork, alittle jam,
a little soda topped with fizz,
now how sick Mary is.

That ones even older than me!

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Old 05-30-2003, 03:25 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Mary had a little lamb
an apple and some prunes,
a glass of milk, a piece of pie,
and then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin
to see her order so.
And when they carried Mary out
her face was white as snow.
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