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Old 05-27-2003, 02:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Comprehending Engineers - Take Four

The student with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The student with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The student with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The student with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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Old 05-27-2003, 01:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A common joke theme among my engineering friends, I must admit.
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Old 05-27-2003, 02:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's terrible :P
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Old 05-27-2003, 02:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The student with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
--- I wish I could say that to my fine arts teacher in high school. What a bitch.
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Old 05-27-2003, 02:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one.
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Old 05-27-2003, 04:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2003, 05:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2003, 10:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2003, 06:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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short and sweet
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Old 05-28-2003, 10:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL. Sad, but true.
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