New Baby
 

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.

The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter.

Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short.

There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!

"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"

"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."

I have an attorney friend that collects lawyer jokes, I'll have to pass this one on.

LMAO That's great! I thought by now I'd heard them all!

I love lawyer jokes, and that's a good one!

LMFAO! That is one of the funniest lawyer jokes that I have heard in a while. I'm going to have to tell this to a lawyer buddy of mine.. :lol: