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younghenry 05-27-2003 10:47 AM

golf joke
 
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed
to hit his ball into a meadow at the edge of the wood. He found
his ball in a large patch of beautiful buttercups in full flower.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just
about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden......POOF!!
In a flash and a poof of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
"I am Mother Nature. Do you know how long it took me to make
those buttercups? Just for that you won't have butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won't have
any butter for your toast for the rest of your life......As a
matter of fact you won't have ANY butter for the rest of your life!"
THEN POOF!.......She was gone.
After Dave pulled himself together, he called out for his partner.
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over hear in the pussy willows!"
Dave yells back, "DON'T SWING FRED!!!! for the love of God,
DON'T SWING!!!!"

Flesh 05-27-2003 04:58 PM

hahah

riptide4070 05-27-2003 05:11 PM

heard it but still funny

Eviltree 05-27-2003 07:59 PM

haha, thats so funny

zaiaz 05-28-2003 05:27 AM

YaHooooooooooo....Fore!!....Damn.

txstrosman 05-28-2003 06:55 AM

the good ones never get old!!!!, thanks

Destrox 05-28-2003 07:00 AM

hehe, i enjoyed that :)

morlock 05-28-2003 08:30 AM

depends on the girl your with, that might not be such a bad thing.


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