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Brewmaniac · 03-10-2005, 02:21 PM

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But,she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend , "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

SirLance · 03-10-2005, 03:42 PM

Funny! And about time, apparently!

Blackthorn · 03-12-2005, 04:36 PM

Oye ve....that's a lot of pups!

Nice one...

ranger · 03-14-2005, 08:54 AM

you can't blame her, after all those kids she couldn't have helped it.

stonewallja · 04-11-2005, 04:42 AM

I don't get it. Naw! It's very humorous. Thanks for the laugh.

03-10-2005, 02:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	The furnural She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But,she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend , "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs." __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son" Last edited by Brewmaniac; 03-10-2005 at 02:27 PM..

03-10-2005, 03:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Funny! And about time, apparently! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-12-2005, 04:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Oye ve....that's a lot of pups! Nice one... __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

04-11-2005, 04:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
stonewallja Upright Location: Florida	I don't get it. Naw! It's very humorous. Thanks for the laugh. __________________ Red beans and ricely, stonewallja

03-14-2005, 08:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	you can't blame her, after all those kids she couldn't have helped it.