Joke of the Day - May 28 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 05-28-2003, 02:41 AM

Three old ladies were walking home from shopping and the stopped in a pub.

When they were drinking their Gin'n'Tonics they were talking about what to give their doorman for christmas.

The first old lady said "Oh I'm going to give the little dear money. He looks like he needs some"

The second old lady said "I've seen him down here before so I'll get him some beer."

The first and second old ladies looked at the third and asked her what she'd give him.

The third one replied "I'm going to give him sex."

"Sex!"

"Yes,when I asked my husband what we should give him last night he just said "The doorman? FUCK THE DOORMAN!"

zaiaz · 05-28-2003, 04:35 AM

What? You mean you're not going to cook him breakfast first? Mailmen get special priviliges.

morlock · 05-28-2003, 08:54 AM

NOT MAILMEN!!!! DOORMEN!!! Like the guy who watches the door to those fancy apartments and condos.

Brewmaniac · 05-28-2003, 01:29 PM

Good joke, thanks!

Flesh · 05-28-2003, 03:13 PM

hah nice.

05-28-2003, 02:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - May 28 Three old ladies were walking home from shopping and the stopped in a pub. When they were drinking their Gin'n'Tonics they were talking about what to give their doorman for christmas. The first old lady said "Oh I'm going to give the little dear money. He looks like he needs some" The second old lady said "I've seen him down here before so I'll get him some beer." The first and second old ladies looked at the third and asked her what she'd give him. The third one replied "I'm going to give him sex." "Sex!" "Yes,when I asked my husband what we should give him last night he just said "The doorman? FUCK THE DOORMAN!"

05-28-2003, 04:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	What? You mean you're not going to cook him breakfast first? Mailmen get special priviliges. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-28-2003, 01:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Good joke, thanks! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-28-2003, 08:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
morlock Loser	NOT MAILMEN!!!! DOORMEN!!! Like the guy who watches the door to those fancy apartments and condos.

05-28-2003, 03:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hah nice.