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SirLance · 03-21-2005, 01:41 PM

An older man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that she had never climaxed during sex and, by birthright, all women are entitled to at least one climax during sex. So they went to see a doctor.

The doctor tells them to get a young, strong, virile young man to wave a towel over them while they are having sex. This, the doctor says, will cause the woman to climax, so the couple tries it. After several attempts, still no climax. They go back to the doctor.

The doctor says for the bride to change partners and have the virile young man have sex with her and have the husband wave the towel. They try it that night and the young woman goes into wild, screaming earsplitting climaxes, one after the other.

When it is over, the husband smugly looks down at the young man and says, "You see, you idiot! That's how you wave a towel!"

Sticky · 03-21-2005, 02:18 PM

Ha.

I heard the joke before but I could not remember the punchline.
Good Joke.

bookie05 · 03-21-2005, 07:51 PM

not so much a fan of that one. saw it coming a mile a way but I do concede it is better than half of the jokes that I tell lol

lindseylatch · 03-21-2005, 08:11 PM

*snickers*

Minorci · 03-21-2005, 09:19 PM

i was half expecting something like that to happen :P

Apache · 03-24-2005, 07:34 PM

well my husband says i laugh at the stupidest things. guess he's right

Amnesia620 · 03-24-2005, 09:57 PM

I'm laughing on the inside. Wayyy inside.

Sweetpea · 03-24-2005, 11:59 PM

So funny . . .

loved it

sweetpea

Gnzo · 03-27-2005, 11:29 AM

haha
nice...

Jackebear · 03-28-2005, 08:09 AM

Not bad...thanks.

hotzot · 04-01-2005, 08:38 PM

good one, got me to chuckle!

03-21-2005, 01:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The first climax An older man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that she had never climaxed during sex and, by birthright, all women are entitled to at least one climax during sex. So they went to see a doctor. The doctor tells them to get a young, strong, virile young man to wave a towel over them while they are having sex. This, the doctor says, will cause the woman to climax, so the couple tries it. After several attempts, still no climax. They go back to the doctor. The doctor says for the bride to change partners and have the virile young man have sex with her and have the husband wave the towel. They try it that night and the young woman goes into wild, screaming earsplitting climaxes, one after the other. When it is over, the husband smugly looks down at the young man and says, "You see, you idiot! That's how you wave a towel!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-21-2005, 08:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
lindseylatch Addict Location: Seattle, WA	snickers __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire

03-24-2005, 09:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
Amnesia620 Forget me not... Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.	I'm laughing on the inside. Wayyy inside. __________________ For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620

03-24-2005, 11:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	So funny . . . loved it sweetpea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

03-28-2005, 08:09 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	Not bad...thanks. __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

03-21-2005, 02:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sticky	Ha. I heard the joke before but I could not remember the punchline. Good Joke. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

03-21-2005, 07:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
bookie05 Upright	not so much a fan of that one. saw it coming a mile a way but I do concede it is better than half of the jokes that I tell lol

03-21-2005, 09:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Minorci Tilted Location: Canberra	i was half expecting something like that to happen :P

03-24-2005, 07:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Apache Insane	well my husband says i laugh at the stupidest things. guess he's right

03-27-2005, 11:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	haha nice...

04-01-2005, 08:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	good one, got me to chuckle! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!