Cowboy Ways..
 

An old cowboy goes to a bar and orders a drink. As he sits sipping his whiskey, a young lady sits down next to him.

She turns to the cowboy and asks : "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replies : "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She replies : "I'm a lesbian, I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV or eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

A short time later, a man sits down and asks: "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replies "I always thought I was,








but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

:lol:

Whoo doggies, I too am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :-P

Nice.

Though, I think just about every man could say that. ;)

Good for a chuckle, thanks!

Good one.....:)

I must b a lesbian too.