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Racer · 03-07-2005, 03:59 PM

An old geezer walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?
"Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"

So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again: "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for 10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and "Hmmm 10,000 dollars, eh?
"Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there"

So they went to that alley and she takes off the blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them,....but not biting.

In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks: "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah", he replies. "Costs too much."

MexicanOnABike · 03-07-2005, 04:31 PM

ehehehe... saw that joke in maxim magazine a while back.. funny joke!

carrot glace · 03-08-2005, 12:04 AM

good one, didnt see that coming

bullmoose · 03-08-2005, 10:00 AM

I like it. Thanks!

Delvid · 03-08-2005, 11:42 AM

I gotta try that.

SirLance · 03-08-2005, 02:48 PM

Hmmmm... that could be useful! Thanks!

03-07-2005, 03:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	Bite Me An old geezer walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars? "Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again: "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for 10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and "Hmmm 10,000 dollars, eh? "Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there" So they went to that alley and she takes off the blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them,....but not biting. In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks: "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah", he replies. "Costs too much."

03-07-2005, 04:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ehehehe... saw that joke in maxim magazine a while back.. funny joke! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

03-08-2005, 12:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	good one, didnt see that coming __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

03-08-2005, 10:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
bullmoose Wookie Location: Howdy from Oklahoma	I like it. Thanks! __________________ Rehab is for quitters.

03-08-2005, 02:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Hmmmm... that could be useful! Thanks! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-08-2005, 11:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	I gotta try that.