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dmitry1981 05-25-2003 09:22 AM

BRUSTER THE ROSTER
 
OK here goes, A farmer wants to get this chickens layin eggs so he goes to the farm market to buy a rosters. He comes up to the seller and asks for 50 rosters, the seller replies don't waist your money on 50 rosters all you need is one roster, BROSTER THE ROSTER, he'll get them all layin eggs before you know it!! So the farmer scrathed his head and said fine...the next mornibg he comes out to check on the chicken coop and they are all layin eggs, BROSTER THE ROSTER is out fucking all the farm animals he's gettin down with the sheep, goats, pigs...The farmer runs over and says "man you gotta relax your gonna burn yourself out. The next morning BROSTER THE ROSTER is fuckin all the forest animals the foxes, coons,wolves.... Farmer sees this and runs over saying "you have to slow down or you'll die this is a crazy pace." Next morning BROSTER THE ROSTER is out in the middle of the field with his legs straight up, drule coming out of his mouth and crows circling aroung. The farmer runs over shakes his head and says "BROSTER THE ROSTER, BROSTER THE ROSTER you ok..." BROSTER THE ROSTER opens one eye and says " shhh.. the crows are coming in"

Brewmaniac 05-25-2003 09:37 AM

That's one horney rooster!

morlock 05-25-2003 11:58 AM

TAP IT LITTLE BIRD TAP THAT ASS!!!!


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