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Pilgrim · 05-23-2003, 06:27 PM

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

vevaphon · 05-25-2003, 04:57 PM

ooh. evil.

Glory's Sun · 05-25-2003, 06:21 PM

HAHAHA great one

TerresqueÜ · 05-25-2003, 06:48 PM

One of my favorites.

DEI37 · 05-25-2003, 07:22 PM

Nice one!

05-23-2003, 06:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	A Childs Prayer One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!" __________________ "So it goes."

05-25-2003, 04:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
vevaphon Insane Location: Ass end of Nowhere	ooh. evil. __________________ "Faster. And faster still. Until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." --- DKM

05-25-2003, 06:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	One of my favorites. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-25-2003, 07:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Nice one! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-25-2003, 06:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	HAHAHA great one