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chateau_margaux 02-05-2005 07:11 AM

Best Friend
 
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.
The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.

"Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?" says the bartender.

"Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!"

"Thats terrible pal, the next drink is on the house."
So the bartender gives him another tripple scotch and again he gulps it down.
"If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?"

"I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!"

"Good for you! You said the right thing.
So what did you say to your best friend?"

"Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said...
...BAD DOG!"

Cervantes 02-05-2005 07:42 AM

Jikes.. Didn't expect that ending. Good one!

itch vaccine 02-05-2005 09:44 AM

Oh? I feel that this is a repost?

Paradise Lost 02-05-2005 01:39 PM

Omg, omg! I got that one!

[ See other replies in Humor threads to understand. ] :P

Kinda funny, although, they really ought to replace some of the middle filler stuff
to make the end reaction a bit funnier than it is.

sub zero 02-05-2005 09:35 PM

Furry love is a wild kinda love! :P

SirLance 02-11-2005 03:29 PM

Hysterical!

Gnzo 02-13-2005 09:55 PM

hah, didn't see that coming at all.

superredhead 02-15-2005 06:52 PM

one of the few jokes i didnt predict. nice one.

fluzza 02-16-2005 01:00 AM

woah what a twist lol nice one


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