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pmmq 02-04-2005 01:21 PM

A drunk walks into a bar.....
 
... A drunken man walks into a biker bar,
sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he
sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers
to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in
the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I
saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine
looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with
your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's
buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still
says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and
says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked
it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,
"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk”

02-04-2005 01:36 PM

Bahahaha. Good one.

Chuckles 02-04-2005 06:05 PM

haha nice one

StormBerlin 02-05-2005 06:34 PM

HAHAHAHAH! One of my favorites...


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