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Sue · 01-23-2005, 01:13 PM

The following was in The Atlanta Journal.
This has got to be one of the best "singles ads" ever published:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work
wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call (404)875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 1,500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Lab Retriever.

Boo Radley · 01-23-2005, 01:32 PM

heh.. That is cute..

damn.. now i want a dog... *writes down phone number*

DEI37 · 01-23-2005, 03:37 PM

That's hilarious. Can you imagine how embarassing that'd be?!?!

RelaX · 01-23-2005, 04:51 PM

Funny stuff... did the dog get a home that way?

Hardknock · 01-23-2005, 04:56 PM

Clever ad!

drakers · 01-23-2005, 07:34 PM

That was good, I really thought that was a real ad for a human to human companion. Keep them coming.

Manuel Hong · 01-23-2005, 08:15 PM

"eating out of your hand." NOT a modern woman!! Had to be a dog! good one.

rashonmyash · 01-24-2005, 04:11 AM

hahaha...took me a while to understand....

Bill O'Rights · 01-24-2005, 06:52 AM

I started to pick up on it with "...riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Very damn clever, though.

the_marq · 01-24-2005, 07:41 AM

I don't get it...the humane society wants people to fuck these dogs?

chateau_margaux · 01-24-2005, 08:29 AM

damn funny!!!!!

stonegrody · 01-24-2005, 09:24 AM

Heidi Fleiss must be doing volunteer work for the Humane Society...

Delvid · 01-24-2005, 11:37 AM

I laughed harder at the-marq than the joke.

he_haha · 01-26-2005, 08:18 AM

HaHa that is pretty funny

SirLance · 01-26-2005, 02:23 PM

Sounds like a UL, but hey, it's a great story!

monkey boy · 01-31-2005, 12:47 AM

I wouldnt blame all those guys, I'd probably ring them up too.

01-23-2005, 01:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sue Teufel Hunden's Freundin Location: Westminster, CO	Best Personals Ad EVER The following was in The Atlanta Journal. This has got to be one of the best "singles ads" ever published: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404)875-6420 and ask for Daisy. Over 1,500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Lab Retriever. __________________ Teg yw edrych tuag adref.

01-23-2005, 03:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's hilarious. Can you imagine how embarassing that'd be?!?! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

01-23-2005, 04:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
RelaX Follower of Ner'Zhul Location: Netherlands	Funny stuff... did the dog get a home that way? __________________ The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. - Nathaniel Borenstein

01-23-2005, 08:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	"eating out of your hand." NOT a modern woman!! Had to be a dog! good one. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

01-24-2005, 04:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
rashonmyash Upright Location: virginia	hahaha...took me a while to understand.... __________________ -RAS H ONM Y ASH-

01-23-2005, 01:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Boo Radley Upright	heh.. That is cute.. damn.. now i want a dog... writes down phone number

01-23-2005, 04:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
Hardknock Republican slayer Location: WA	Clever ad!

01-23-2005, 07:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	That was good, I really thought that was a real ad for a human to human companion. Keep them coming.

01-24-2005, 06:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	I started to pick up on it with "...riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Very damn clever, though. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. Last edited by Bill O'Rights; 01-24-2005 at 06:55 AM..

01-24-2005, 07:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	I don't get it...the humane society wants people to fuck these dogs? __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series

01-24-2005, 08:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
chateau_margaux Upright	damn funny!!!!!

01-24-2005, 09:24 AM	#12 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	Heidi Fleiss must be doing volunteer work for the Humane Society... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

01-24-2005, 11:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	I laughed harder at the-marq than the joke.

01-26-2005, 08:18 AM	#14 (permalink)
he_haha Tilted Location: NC	HaHa that is pretty funny

01-26-2005, 02:23 PM	#15 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Sounds like a UL, but hey, it's a great story! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-31-2005, 12:47 AM	#16 (permalink)
monkey boy Upright Location: Perth, Western Australia	I wouldnt blame all those guys, I'd probably ring them up too.