12 Things You Shouldn't Say to a Cop
 

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guys from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

That's funny! Reminds me of what I did when pulled over by an officer durning my first vehicular infraction. It went something like this:

Cop: "Can I see some ID son?"
Zf: *hands osifer his High School student body card*
Cop: "Do you have a license?"
Zf: "Nope"
Cop: "Permit?"
Zf: "Nope"
Cop: "Get out of the car son."
Zf: "OK"

Ah, memories!

PS Prophecy, I love your avatar! Spawn, right?

I got pulled over once...the cop was being a jerk to me and I knew there was no way I was getting out of the ticket. He says, I clocked you doin 89 in a 75, what kind of speeds have you been going?.

My reply was, "Well, you clocked me at 89 and the speedometer only goes to 85."

Cop: Can I see your licence please?
Me: Sure *hands over licence
Cop: I think I'm gonna keep this.
Me: Ehhh?
Cop: We measured you to 76 in the 50-zone.
Me: That can't be, sir. I made sure I never went above 75 ...

#11 had me rolling...Atanvarno, good follow up story!

hrdwareguy: That reminds me of some fun we used to have in my brothers car. the speedometer only goes to 85, but there is no peg, so we would see if we could go 10mph again*grin*

the next car he had had a peg, so then we just tried to see how far we could bend it. He actually gauged his speed on how far it was bent.

I know guys out here in Arizona who didn't have a license and when they got pulled over they could get out of the ticket and the charge

Its something to do with travelling and the constitution, it overrides state laws.

#12 is priceless

officer: can I see your liscense
you: can I see your gun

heh... my ticket was 85 in a 50 :( that was expensive, atleast they didnt get me on the freeway... my spedometer goes to 140(km) and it goes back around... well kindof, its a bar, not a needle... so the end of the bar went past 140 and dissapeared... and the bottom of the bar was somewhere around 40 or 50(the end of the bar is supposed to stay hidden)

hahahahha, thats pretty funny. When I got my ticket i was going 70-55. He asked for my license and registration.. Oh that was fun. It was 1 AM in the middle of nowhere, so he had to shine his flashlight in the truck. Well I keep my registration in my Glove compartment.... coincidentally I also had 10 Drained D-CELL Batteries in there too. So i open it with the cop staring in my window, as some batteries fly outta the compartment as the flashlight abrubtly switches to them, examining them expecting bullet or drugs. Yeah, that was fun, Try reaching into the compartment know the cop has one hand on his flashlight, and the other you KNOW is on his gun, as your reach for the registration.... ugh.

Glad to never have been pulled over... However if i was, i would give'm shit :)

haha, that's going straight into my IM profile!

Ha. That's great!

I dont get the one Atan said..