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Racer · 12-20-2004, 10:34 AM

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.

"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a
safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light
on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice
horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop again and said, "Next year tell
Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

Cervantes · 12-20-2004, 11:24 AM

Buahaha!!! Awesome!!!! I love it!

Ace_O_Spades · 12-20-2004, 11:44 AM

hahaha! Oh man that's going to be re-told to my cop friend

Delvid · 12-20-2004, 12:03 PM

That is a winner.

Silvy · 12-20-2004, 12:11 PM

hehe nice1... I hope this is one I can remember!

SirLance · 12-20-2004, 03:35 PM

Oh, my, well I have to pass this along, very good!

mordret · 12-21-2004, 05:02 AM

Hehe ROFL ; that's the best joke of this month

Nachtwolf · 12-21-2004, 04:17 PM

I must have been put into a zen-like state by the arcane power of this joke. I didn't find this one about the cop and the girl to be funny at all.

outdoor · 12-22-2004, 02:16 PM

lol...quality

TexanAvenger · 12-22-2004, 02:26 PM

Awww... cute kid.

red_zinfandel8 · 12-23-2004, 08:46 AM

too funny for this time of year

brikellxx · 12-23-2004, 01:21 PM

haha, that's great

Zephyr66 · 12-23-2004, 03:11 PM

thats a great one.

wgheow · 12-25-2004, 11:14 AM

haaahahaaha.... she's like little johnny's sister!

Bauer_Power · 01-16-2005, 02:44 AM

Little Johnny has a sister?!

kennusion · 01-16-2005, 07:26 AM

hehe.. fun stuff.

blixz · 01-18-2005, 05:25 AM

ahahha nice

pta200 · 01-19-2005, 12:42 PM

Oldie but a goodie!!

drakers · 01-19-2005, 08:29 PM

Oh that was good....lol I'm still laughing that was great!!

12-20-2004, 10:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	The Little Girl And The Cop A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. "Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop again and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

12-20-2004, 11:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Location: Above you	Buahaha!!! Awesome!!!! I love it! __________________ - "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." - "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong." - "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

12-20-2004, 11:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	hahaha! Oh man that's going to be re-told to my cop friend __________________ Feh.

12-20-2004, 12:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	hehe nice1... I hope this is one I can remember! __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

12-20-2004, 03:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Oh, my, well I have to pass this along, very good! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-20-2004, 12:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	That is a winner.

12-21-2004, 05:02 AM	#7 (permalink)
mordret Tilted Location: Metz, France	Hehe ROFL ; that's the best joke of this month

12-21-2004, 04:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nachtwolf Upright	I must have been put into a zen-like state by the arcane power of this joke. I didn't find this one about the cop and the girl to be funny at all.

12-22-2004, 02:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
outdoor Tilted	lol...quality

12-22-2004, 02:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Awww... cute kid.

12-23-2004, 08:46 AM	#11 (permalink)
red_zinfandel8 Upright	too funny for this time of year

12-23-2004, 01:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
brikellxx Junkie	haha, that's great

12-23-2004, 03:11 PM	#13 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	thats a great one.

12-25-2004, 11:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
wgheow Upright Location: kuala lumpur, malaysia	haaahahaaha.... she's like little johnny's sister!

01-16-2005, 02:44 AM	#15 (permalink)
Bauer_Power Tilted Location: Nebraska	Little Johnny has a sister?! __________________ Odoyal Rules!!!

01-18-2005, 05:25 AM	#17 (permalink)
blixz Banned	ahahha nice

01-16-2005, 07:26 AM	#16 (permalink)
kennusion Upright	hehe.. fun stuff.

01-19-2005, 12:42 PM	#18 (permalink)
pta200 Insane	Oldie but a goodie!!

01-19-2005, 08:29 PM	#19 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	Oh that was good....lol I'm still laughing that was great!!