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Eviltree 05-22-2003 04:55 PM

Immigration Department
 
A Jamaican man and a Pakistani man were in the immigration office and the Jamaican was in for the final test. The officer said
'so, tell me, what would happen if I took this knife, and stabbed you in the eye.' so the Jamaican said
"oh mon, dat is a very bad ting to do mon, if you took dat knife and stabbed me in da eye I would be half blind mon.'
"very good" said the officer, "now what would happen if I then took the knife and stabbed out your other eye?"
To this the jamaican replied "oh mon, dat is a very bad ting to do mon, if you took dat knife and stabbed me in da eye I would be totally blind mon." The immigration officer commended him and let him go. As he was leaving he whispered to the Pakistani, "Its easy mon, the answers are half blind, and totally blind"
So the pakistani man goes in, and the officer says, "allright, now what would happen if I took this knife, and cut off your ear."
The Man replied "oh my goodness gracious me! If you cut of my ear I would be half blind" The immigration officer looked puzzled, but asked "allright, what would happen if I took this knife, and cut off your other ear
"oh my goodness gracious me, if you did that you would be a very bad man. If you cut off my other ear, my turban would fall over my eye, and I would be totally blind"

^LJ 05-22-2003 06:10 PM

Hahaha, I didn't get it until the last line.

teflonian 05-23-2003 09:57 AM

That punchline was unexpected.. Good joke in that sense.

DisFunctional 05-23-2003 10:19 AM

Yeah that was out of the blue nice one

Atomic Pinkie 05-24-2003 06:34 AM

*applauds the effort*
:D

riptide4070 05-24-2003 06:39 AM

nice effort yo

morlock 05-25-2003 12:40 AM

in that case, why dont we just find a way to cut off bin ladins ears instead of killing him and then he'll be blind, TRY AND LEAD A WAR BLIND TURBAN BOY!!!!

vevaphon 05-25-2003 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by morlock
in that case, why dont we just find a way to cut off bin ladins ears instead of killing him and then he'll be blind, TRY AND LEAD A WAR BLIND TURBAN BOY!!!!
that's not very funny.


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