Fun with Words
 

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight
you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a
flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while
drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which
you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks
you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), a formal, dignified demeanor
assumed by a proctologist immediately before examining
you.

13. Oyster (n.), person who sprinkles his conversation
with Yiddish expressions.

14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer
shorts.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you
die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck
there.

16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist

1. Manganese (n.), modern language developed by individuals who have been overexposed to Japanamation material; (adj.) relating to Manganese language; characterised by traits associated to the culture of japanimation (i.e. Manganese weekend / girlfriend / shirt).

2. Wiggle (n.), to tickle an obese person.

3. Submit (n.), spare gloves or mittens.

4. Hypothesis (n.), a thesis lacking any kind of reference materials or pertinent content.

5. Procrastinate (v.), to support vulgar, uncouth attitudes and behaviours.

6. Fireplug (n.), sexual gratification device for individuals suffering from chronic lower intestinal inflammation.

7. Exteroceptor (n.), dinosaur of the Jurassic era characterised by an excessively cheerful, outgoing behaviour.

8. Delicious (adj.), produce by or purchased from a deli.