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Old 05-22-2003, 05:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to a beautiful blond bimbo and made his move by saying, "Let's talk.
I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said the blonde. "That could be an Interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.... A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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Old 05-22-2003, 07:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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she has a point hehe
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Old 05-22-2003, 09:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So, what's the answer? How do they do it?
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LMFAO thats great hahaha
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
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whats this...a blonde joke about a blonde thats not stupid...FREAKY
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Old 05-22-2003, 03:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I love it! The blonde gets one!
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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First point for the blondes!
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Old 05-22-2003, 08:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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And not just a blonde, but a "beautiful blonde bimbo"!!
Good for her.
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Old 05-23-2003, 05:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Interesting twist!
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Old 05-25-2003, 12:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Go Go Go Go, Go Blondie, it's your birthday, gonna party like it's your birthday, sip bacardi like it's your birthday, and we'll never give a SHIT cuz its your birthday
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