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tripp · 05-21-2003, 07:50 PM

This farmer dies. His wife can't take care of the place be herself, so she hires a young guy to help her out. The lad she finds is strong, and strapping, and hard working.

After he had been there for a few weeks, working non-stop, the Widow tells him he's earned a night out on the town. Very excited, the farm hand makes plans to go out.

When the farm hand gets back, he finds the widow waiting up for him by the fire. She looks at him as he comes in and says:

"Take off my shoes."

The farm hand complies.

"Now, remove my shirt."

The farm hand again does what' he's told.

"Now, farm boy, take off my dress!"

The farm hand still does as he's told.

The widow looks at him and says:

"If you ever wear my clothing again you're fired!"

potpie · 05-21-2003, 08:46 PM

Heh, wasn't expecting that.

Destrox · 05-22-2003, 07:17 AM

haha, nice ending

05-21-2003, 07:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
tripp Upright	farmhand This farmer dies. His wife can't take care of the place be herself, so she hires a young guy to help her out. The lad she finds is strong, and strapping, and hard working. After he had been there for a few weeks, working non-stop, the Widow tells him he's earned a night out on the town. Very excited, the farm hand makes plans to go out. When the farm hand gets back, he finds the widow waiting up for him by the fire. She looks at him as he comes in and says: "Take off my shoes." The farm hand complies. "Now, remove my shirt." The farm hand again does what' he's told. "Now, farm boy, take off my dress!" The farm hand still does as he's told. The widow looks at him and says: "If you ever wear my clothing again you're fired!"

05-21-2003, 08:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
potpie Upright Location: CA	Heh, wasn't expecting that. __________________ "Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam" (I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)

05-22-2003, 07:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	haha, nice ending __________________ You bore me.... next.