farmhand
 

This farmer dies. His wife can't take care of the place be herself, so she hires a young guy to help her out. The lad she finds is strong, and strapping, and hard working.

After he had been there for a few weeks, working non-stop, the Widow tells him he's earned a night out on the town. Very excited, the farm hand makes plans to go out.

When the farm hand gets back, he finds the widow waiting up for him by the fire. She looks at him as he comes in and says:

"Take off my shoes."

The farm hand complies.

"Now, remove my shirt."

The farm hand again does what' he's told.

"Now, farm boy, take off my dress!"

The farm hand still does as he's told.

The widow looks at him and says:

"If you ever wear my clothing again you're fired!"

Heh, wasn't expecting that.

haha, nice ending